Friday, July 6, 2012

Monti Carlo : A Mountain, A Food Truck and 456

Monti Carlo : A Mountain, A Food Truck and 456

1.“OH NO! It’s a fire.”
2.“I’m not going to make it. I have asthma.”
3.“I hope we don’t miss our plane to Hawaii.”
4. “ Look at the ****ing Board!!! “

Today , I am going to switch things up.  Going to start
at the end , make a G line for A Mountain and end up
at A Food Truck.  Are you ready? 

In a town called TEMPE, ARIZONA there is a place called
A MOUNTAIN with an elevation of 456 Meters above sea level.
So we start at 456. On your keypads, vote now.  Sorry, I just
threw in a little Meredith Viera Who wants to be a Millionaire for fun J
456 , how are we going to use these numbers to start to make a
fortune? When I say fortune, I’m explaining this so you will understand
that you can do this too!

( Just a reminder for you, this is National Debt Training
so if you came here looking for Monti Carlo and Master Chef, be patient.
I’ll get to her in a bit.  )

456 and a Billion Dollars J  Let’s break it down in simple terms.  For one
thing , you may not want to invest your time in order to learn how to make
a Billion dollars.  If that is you, be my guest and leave now.  I only want
Entrepreneurs who are willing to invest a little bit of money and time so
they can wake up every day with a simple system to follow to gain wealth.
This is not for people who like working for an hourly wage or a yearly salary.
Because I bring you to A Mountain, similar to how God taught Moses back
in the day, WAY back in the day.

456 < 4 > < 5 > < 6 > You are going to want to meet somewhere.  Now,
where could you meet so that you could walk in a G line?  A Mountain in
Tempe Arizona would not be ideal for this part.  After all, you can’t park
a FOOD TRUCK on A MOUNTAIN right Monti? So, CLUE #1, find a nice
oval track , pretty sure they are abundant in the United States, am I right?
Football, Soccer, La Crosse, Track and Field you get the picture. Ideally, a
flat oval track where they allow a Food Truck or some type of vending
in the END ZONE.  We will need to feed the people who are paying to
learn how to make a fortune J

456 < 4 > < 5 > < 6 > This is where you need to open your mind a bit and
accept what I am going to explain.  456 ===+++=== You will need to make
room to accept 450 people on your track.  You will need 6 lanes on the
track.  You will accept either cash payment or credit cards in the form of
a 249 dollar payment.  Before anyone sets foot on the track, they must
pay upfront ( no exceptions ) .  Now, let’s do the math.

450 people times 249 dollars equals a total of ==++== $112,050.00
Are you taking notes Monti?  They won’t be teaching you this on Master
Chef I guarantee that!!! So, now that you have collected the money from
your paying customers, THE SHOW must go on.  Now, from the last post,
the OAK that was cut up and prepared in exact measurements is brought out.
You ask for 5 lucky volunteers from your paying customers.  You use these
exact words,

     “ I need exactly 5 Wise Virgins to start the G Line. “ 

Read the post before
this in case you don’t know what I am talking about here. If you are lucky like
me, then you can play the G chord on an  acoustic guitar for emphasis.  The 5
Wise Virgins will be instructed that they will be making a SILENT WALK around
the track which means, absolutely NO TALKING ( Smiles though are acceptable J
When you have your 5, you then give to them in this exact order the OAK wood
that was cut up.

The 6 foot piece of OAK , which is named the FAITH piece, you hand to the first
Wise Virgin.  The 8 foot piece of OAK, which is named the HOPE piece, you will
need two Wise Virgins to carry.  Then you have two 4 foot pieces of OAK , which
are named LOVE. You should always double up on LOVE J You hand the remaining
two Wise Virgins the two 4 foot pieces of OAK.  You ask them to start the walk with the OAK
at around the Twenty yard line on the Track and to walk around the Track in a
counter clock wise fashion until they reach approximately the 44 yard line.  So, roughly
around ¾ around the Track

The 5 Wise Virgins will be guided to take a sharp left onto the field.  They will walk
across the field until they are met with four tables.  The first Wise Virgin will
set down the FAITH piece on the table marked FAITH.  The second and third
Wise Virgins will set down the HOPE piece on the HOPE Table.  The fourth and
fifth Wise Virgins will set down their pieces on the LOVE Tables.  Once this is
accomplished, the 5 Wise Virgins will walk away from the tables and walk toward
the END ZONE.  If they feel like it, they may also RUN toward the END ZONE.
When they get to the 5 YARD LINE in the middle of the field, they will all look
into A HIGH DEFINITION Camera and in unison say out loud 39 Words that will
be given to them.  THAT IS IT for the 5 Wise Virgins.  At this point they will get
to be the first in line at the FOOD TRUCK in the END ZONE.

OK, again, I am going to stop here because I am giving away way too many highly
sought after secrets.  But I refuse to give away the kingdom just yet J  Remember,
I have yet to invite up the 5 Foolish Virgins and there are still 445 Customers on the
sideline who are still left in the dark and are probably getting restless and hungry.
After all , Monti’s FOOD TRUCK is cooking up some awesome food and the aroma
has drifted to the customers.  Hmm, let’s see.  I will leave you with this nugget of
wisdom.  At the bottom of this post, there is ONE VIDEO that if you think you can
figure out the rest of the system, be my guest.

For Monti Carlo J The name of your food truck will be as important as the food
you prepare for the customers.  In the Minneapolis/ St. Paul MN area there is a
thriving food truck business.  Here are the names of some of them:

Anchor Food Truck, Aussie’s Kebabs, Barrio Truck, Bloomy’s Roast Beef,
Cupcake On The Go, Dandelion Kitchen, Get Sauced, Golden Tummy,
Harvest Grill, Hola Arepa, House of Hunger, Little G’s, Nate Dogs, Saucy Burt’s,
Scratch, She Royal, Simply Steve’s, Smack Shack, Stanley’s On Wheels,
Sushi Fix, Tollefson Pork, Turkey To Go, Untamed Cart, Vellee Deli,
World Street Kitchen, YumMi Truck

128 Café, Bacon Trolley, The Cave Café, Chef Shack, Fork In The Road,
Foxy Falafel, Gastro Truck, Home Sweet Home, I Heart MN Coffee,
Meritage Crepe Stand, Messy Giuseppe, Ngon Bistro, Neato’s Burgers,
Potter’s Pasties, R.A. MacSammy’s, Sassy Spoon, Tot Boss,
West Indies Soul

Direct message me on TWITTER Monti if you want to hear what the name
of the truck SHOULD be for you when you do National Debt Training.

Now, let’s see did I leave anything out here.  Oh, yeah right, the 3rd and 4th quote’s
from Monti. 

3. “ I hope we don’t miss our plane to Hawaii. “  I’m going to say this
HOPE is in the mix so you and your son will be just fine flying first class to Hawaii
if you decide to take a trip there.

4.  “ Look at the ****ing board “  Ahem, unlike Gordon Ramsay, I don’t allow
swearing at my events.  So that is why I DOUBLE EMPHASIZE with two
pieces of 4 foot long OAK boards I call LOVE J

Well, that’s it folks.  The next posts will deal directly with ENTREPRENEURS who
are ready to tackle A MOUNTAIN of debt in a new and advanced way. Advanced
meaning SIMPLE.  And lastly, good luck and best wishes go out to
MONTI CARLO who is competing on the show Master Chef.  I HOPE she wins J

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. The length of the song represents your 445 remaining hungry customers Monti !!!

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