Sunday, July 1, 2012

Monti Carlo and the Ideal Reality Show ( I.R.S.)


Monti Carlo and the Ideal Reality Show ( I.R.S. )

1.“OH NO! It’s a fire.”
2.“I’m not going to make it. I have asthma.”
3.“I hope we don’t miss our plane to Hawaii.”
4. “ Look at the ****ing Board!!! “

If you look at quote #4 , to semi quote Gordon Ramsay, those
are

 NOT  Michelin stars L L L L !!!!


Click Here for where the quotes came
from

You know maybe I should have titled this :

Monti Carlo’s 4 Quote Monti as a play on the 2 Card Monte but this
is not a blast or a put down of my favorite contestant EVER on Master
Chef.  No, believe it or not , this is about

NATIONAL DEBT TRAINING
$15,800,000,000,000.00


And it is my belief that when you learn my incredibly easy

LEAPING OPERATING SYSTEM

you will begin to see that light inside of you and those around you
shining brighter than ever before.  So let’s get busy shall we.

And Monti if you are reading this, Whether you win Master Chef or not,
I will need to know, if you care to elaborate ,what your
IDEAL REALITY SHOW would look like in FIVE YEARS by following my
lead .  Let’s talk money! 

From Zero dollars or dinero ( what’s dinero got to do got to do with it,
what’s dinero but a sweet old fashioned Freakin Rican notion J ) to
a humongous LEAP to 3.6 Billion dollars.  Even Gordon Ramsay would
be shocked to learn this system. 

Are you still with me Monti?
  
From zero to 3.6 Billion dollars in ONE SUMMER J

But how?  Let’s look at the dream that one day Monti wants to own
a food truck.  I’m not going to be the judge here, but Monti I would
not go with the name Slap-Yo-Momma.  Not to ring the bell called
“ that sounds ghetto “ but it does.  Using the Leaping Operating System,
you will not only be able to afford your FOOD TRUCK after one afternoon,
but within one week, you SHOULD be able to afford a whole fleet if that is
where you want to go.  For me personally, my goal using the
Leaping Operating System, is to open a humongous Mountain Resort
that eventually will become about TEN Mountain Resorts in the various
United States.  So, what I do and what I say will need to match my goals.
Now this next part is hard to write.  Because I am going to use your first
quote:

“Oh No! It’s a fire”

One day, about eight years ago when my grandson was like 3, I was working
on fixing a computer.  It was a beautiful sunny day that quickly turned ugly.
The smoke detector inside the 100 year old farm house on the lake went off.
Hmm, that’s funny.  So, I got up to check where the sound was coming from
and got a shock.  When I opened up the back porch door, I looked up and
saw a line of fire stretching from the porch light to the wall that separated
the porch from the house.  I immediately ran upstairs to where my 3 year
old grandson was sleeping and freaked out. There was plumes of thick
black and gray and green smoke that had entered the room where he was
sleeping.  Amazingly , he was still sleeping, so I scooped him up and rushed
outside “ Long story short, because of  where the house was and the time
it took the firefighters to reach us, that house burned to the ground.  It was a
helpless feeling but one filled with the grateful sound of a smoke detector.  Without
that sound, I would not have had a grandson the next day.  Cause of fire---
Fire department said the light on the porch must have sparked with a loose wire
and the wood which was separating due to the age of the structure made for a
perfect condition to start a fire.  Lesson I learned, never rent without renters insurance.
We lost everything. 

Flash forward to today.  Colorado Springs.  When I decided to plan out the Orange Race
with the ending in Colorado Springs, I did not count on there being a set of wild fires
that are currently ravaging that beautiful area.  So, unlike the “ Where Angels Fear
To Tread “ quote from the song Foolish Heart by Grateful Dead or Jokerman by Bob
Dylan, this is getting serious.

CAN YOU JUST EXPLAIN THE LEAPING OPERATING SYSTEM PLEASE !!!!

And now a word from our sponsor.  Jesus Christ +++ Mark 25

Jesus Christ sat up with Christo Strom and explained to him all about suffering.
He told Christo through a DREAM how to set up the Orange Race and to
teach it in Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado.  He said, to start in the
MIDDLE at MATTHEW 25 with the Parable about Ten Virgins.  He said to
USE THE WORDS as if you were explaining it for the FIRST time to
people who have not been BORN yet.

Here is a re-enactment of the DREAM

Je’-sus : Start Here Christo at Mark 25 è

Matthew 25 : 1     Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto
ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
25 : 2     And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.
25 : 3    They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them.
25 : 4     But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

Ok, that is all you need to read out loud Christo.  It is not up to you to read
the rest to your followers.  Teach them how to be WISE forever.  Do
not tread over to the foolish side.

Christo : ( that’s me J ! ) Alrighty All Mighty! That is where I will start in the
Middle.  With Matthew 25, with the first four verses.  Hey Je’-sus, since I got
you here or I guess I should say since You got me here, I would like to explain
this Leaping Operating System through this blog.  Only a few people read this
anyway and it seems like no one ever leaves a comment so what have I got
to lose right? ( the sound of Thunder and Lightning appear in the DREAM )

Je-sus : Go on Christo!

Christo : Ok so I know you’re a carpenter and a carpenter’s son and I really
appreciate, respect and get who you are, and were and will always be. So,
here is how you START the Leaping Operating System.
At this point I am going to DELAY the rest of the DREAM because it was just
too incredible to do it justice.  But here is where you MUST start.

Are you still here Monti?  Ok, out here in MINNESOTA, I went to a hardware
store and bought one sheet of 1/2 inch plywood made of OAK.  I cut it up
into six pieces by using a FORMULA.  Now, here is where Monti’s second
quote comes into play:

 “ I’m not going to make it. I have asthma . “

Well, guess what. BINGO
was his name O so do I. Lung capacity is growing shorter every day.  But we
deal with it.  So here is the FORMULA I used to cut up the 1/2 inch
plywood made of OAK.  Ready to get goose bumps?  Now Monti,
this is for Women Entrepreneurs who want to succeed during the
Orange Race.  I used this FORMULA to start.

Genesis 1 : 1     In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Genesis 1 : 2     And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness
was on the face of the deep.  And the spirit of God moved upon the face
of the waters.

Continuing with the FORMULA, I START to cut up the plywood.  But before
I go any further in this explanation, I am going to insert the painting I call

CAPITAL G ( don’t show this to Gordon Ramsay, he might start to cry J )






I put saw to wood by looking at the FIRST WORD of the FIRST LINE of
Genesis è In
Capital I and a small n.  I tend to recall that Je’-sus was crucified on what
everybody calls a Cross.  I won’t deny that fact but I am going to remind
the readers ( and Monti, Master Chef, and Women Entrepreneurs ) that
I am dealing with the National Debt and it is going to take a humongous
effort of simple steps for a desired outcome.  Ready then? OK, back to the
In.  Now since I am cutting up a thin piece of plywood made of OAK
( Red Oak to be exact ) I remember from the GOOD BOOK that Je’-sus
is quoted TWICE as saying something like

PICK UP YOUR CROSS AND FOLLOW ME DAILY

or something similar to that effect.  So that got me to thinking, WHY?
and then I thought WHY NOT?  That is when the cutting of the OAK began.
I started from In.  I looked at the letters in ENGLISH because believe it or
not, that is the language I speak.  In, the Capital letter I , would be the Roman
Numeral for number ONE. When you look at a CROSS, it looks like the lowercase
t.  But, the upright part of the Cross that is stuck 
in the ground is the I.  The I is the third vowel of the
English alphabet.  And the 9th letter as well.  So if I were to truly get the story
of Je’-sus, then I need to understand the FIRST WORD!  In.  Now, I look at the
second letter n.  It is the 14th letter of the English alphabet.  Pay close attention
because this will make the difference between making one hundred thousand
dollars or 3.6 Billion dollars. ( Foolish versus Wise, remember )

STOP RIGHT HERE!!! Before I go any FURTHUR, I am going to say this is the end
of PART ONE.  But before I end this
Part One I need to ask you ONE QUESTION :  è Do you really believe that
you are GREATER THAN the National Debt?

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. For Monti, let’s look at the word MOUNTAIN and the name MONTI.
The letters I need are U A N . And if I added the J from Hey Zeus I would
get JUAN.  ( JOHN ) Insert theme from Welcome Back Kotter and cue
the Tarjeta Naranja Carrera Ángeles J

P.S.S. Next post will deal with Monti’s third and fourth quote.  and the
continuation of In.













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