Sack Mammond : The POOR and The POI with Writchristo
Ah, yes where were we? How could I forget. We left our
1) Sack Mammond ( Jared Allen )
2) Back Mammond ( Adrian Peterson )
3) Zack Mammond ( Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf )
4) Chuck Mammond ( Chuck Foreman , ex Minnesota Viking )
5) Minnesota Politicians involved in the Viking Stadium STALEMATE
6) 4400 United States Wounded Warriors from all 50 States
7) 44 Kegs of Ice Cold Minnesota BEER !!!
We left them on the Metrodome Field and they were all pumped
up to start drinking that FREE BEER when Mayor RT Rybak was the
first to speak up.
MAYOR RT è Where are the TAPS?
At that precise moment, the lights in the Metrodome went out and
the sound of ONE TRUMPET started playing TAPS. The roughly
4500 people gathered on the Metrodome Field fell silent. Tears
welled up in the eyes of the Wounded Warriors as the saddest
song ever written was played.
Then it happened!
HACK MAMMOND’S voice resonated throughout the Metrodome
like the sound of RUSHING WATERS:
Blessed are the poor in spirit:
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Everyone on the Metrodome Field started to get a little
bit frightened because it was pitch black when Sack
Mammond’s cell phone went off. How could you tell
it was Sack Mammond’s cell phone? By the ringtone!
I mean really, who else in their right mind would have
Jared Allen singing Wind beneath my wings on their
Sack Mammond answered the call and for the next
Six Minutes and Nine Seconds, proceeded to laugh
his ass off. Every time he laughed, the darkness that
was on the Metrodome Field slowly started to fade.
It faded into an O-R-A-N-G-E glow and hue that could
be described as a beautiful California sunset.
When Sack Mammond got off the call he looked around
and found the lone microphone. Not that he needed it but
for whatever reason when people feel the need to be heard,
they talk into a microphone. So this is what Sack Mammond
explained to the crowd assembled on the Metrodome Field.
Sack Mammond ( Jared Allen ) è That was HACK MAMMOND
on the phone. He just explained to me what “the poor” in
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven
means. Everyone gathered here today, please listen up. HACK
MAMMOND has informed me, the great Sack Mammond, that
you are not ready to learn about what “ the poor “ means just
yet because of statements that Back Mammond made last year
regarding MODERN DAY SLAVERY. Now who wants some
Back Mammond ( Adrian Peterson ) spoke up èWho the hell
does HACK MAMMOND think he is? Jesus Christ, where is
+++ END of PART TWO of Sack Mammond’s story +++
Tune in next time when Back Mammond’s( Adrian Peterson )
story of REDEMPTION takes place as the plot thickens.
Will the 44 Kegs of ice cold Minnesota Beer ever get tapped?
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Where I come from, we work together to iron out differences! +++