Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Orange Race Before The Beginning With Writchristo


Orange Race Before The Beginning with Writchristo

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Orange Race to start in Green Bay Wisconsin and travel over
eleven hundred miles to Colorado Springs Colorado.  Along the
way, there will be 80 Stops over 93 Days.  The states included
in the Orange Race are Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado.
In order to attend the Orange Race, you will have to pay a
$10,000.00 Entry Fee.  This is all part of the healthy and wealthy
segment of National Debt Training.

Now, in case you are not in a position to afford the $10,000.00 Entry fee,
I am holding National Debt Training seminars in the Twin Cities up until
the start of the Orange Race.  It is the only place on Earth where you
can learn for yourself how to raise enough money to afford the
entry fee.  Below is a short video that explains the Genesis of the plan.
This is extremely simple to do, but guess what?  No body thinks simple
anymore.  Most people have to have things complicated to make them
feel superior.  Guess what, that is why there is a 14 Trillion Dollar deficit.







Stay Tuned,

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions



Monday, September 26, 2011

In Furthur Than We Thought with Writchristo

In Furthur Than We Thought with Writchristo

It is all a matter of shipping and receiving.
You ship your ideas out and pray that somewhere, somebody will
receive your ideas with an open mind and then ACT accordingly.

Let’s discuss this FURTHUR, shall we. 

In the case of Orange Race Card Angels, the idea that is being
SHIPPED out right now is that in a 5 State area, a collection of
women entrepreneurs can take my idea ( National Debt Training)
and turn it into a MASTERPIECE.  Grounded in Faith, Hope and Love
as if guided from UP ABOVE +(~~+~~)+

14 Trillion Dollar Shipping and Receiving Idea

CLUE #1 -  Now , throughout the next three months, the only place
in the Universe that will consciously be doing anything about the
national debt is right here on a FREE BLOG.  In case you didn’t notice
I have not tried to capture your email address or hit you over the
head with ridiculous offers of GET RICH Quick schemes.  And there is
a reason.  That stuff is boring as hell.  If you need to be reminded that
the national debt is over 14 trillion and rising with an email, wait a
minute, I’m snoring.

CLUE #2- In case you haven’t noticed, every single Politician I have
seen talk about the National Debt or the National Debt ceiling have
yet to offer any concrete plan on how to deal with it.  And of course
with elections coming up next year, NOT ONE SINGLE POLITICIAN
will ever have a clue.  You want to know why.  Do this little exercise
if you want to play along.  MAKE A FIST. That represents your heart.
In order to deal with this National Debt , and here is the greatest
mind blowing thing I can tell you.  In order to deal with the National
Debt, a POLITICIAN is going to have to open the fist ( HEART ) and look
into his or her HEART.  Right in that OPEN HAND is all you will ever need
to know in order to be successful with National Debt Training.

So I have given you two clues in order to start with National Debt Training.
I could call it OPEN HEART SURGERY but that would not be an accurate
description of what it is or what I am doing. 

CLUE #3- In order to make the Orange Race and National Debt Training a
beautiful reality and something to look forward to, I must say that
S.O.F. Training comes before the Orange Race. 

Respectfully in TRUTH






And a not so tongue in cheek jab at President Barack Obama.With a surprise
ending to the Bush Era as well..  Enjoy and remember, I cannot share your
laughter till this debt is taken care of so please GET REAL.  If you want to 
know who I am, click on ANGEL PROMOTIONS and tell all the Punk
Politicians everywhere, TIME IS TICKING as I am the TIME KEEPER +++









Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. National Debt Training with the Orange Race Card Angels will cost
$10,000.00 .  If you can’t afford that price, than stay tuned right here in
the next three months to find out exactly what to do . 

P.S. CLUE #4—Here is the money clue.  OCTOBER 31 hints throughout
the month to help you prepare for the Orange Race. 




Friday, September 23, 2011

Cherry and the Grateful Debt with Writchristo


Cherry and the Grateful Debt with Writchristo

"Testing One Two Testing One Two
Is this my con?"

The announcer announced and the players played.
For what seems like forever the Grateful Debt went on and
on into unchartered territory.  Finally the tuning of the instruments
was complete.  Finally, the band was going to turn around and play
the tunes we all were waiting for.

But all of a sudden, Cherry left the seen.  For those unfamiliar with
who Cherry was, and is, and is to come, Cherry was a TREE.
He was not a ONE or a TWO because Cherry was a TREE.
Really, Cherry was the THIRD TREE from the SUN.  You may be
familiar with how CHERRY left the seen but I am sure you have
never heard the story of the Grateful Debt and how a crazy ORANGE
saved the old CHERRY TREE.  Well, then pull up a chair with a One Arm
Bandit and I’ll tell you a story of the Grateful Debt and the Cherry TREE.

Long before the death of the CHERRY, there stood on a fiery mountain
top, the leader of the land.  If you listen closely you can hear the initial
strains of the OL SMOKY MOUNTAIN TOP players singing their lungs out.

    “…. On top of Old CHERRY all covered in CHEESE, I lost my poor Pigpen
with Whiskey and Please, Don’t dominate the Rap Jack, or Delilah Jones,
If you could come back later and patch up my bones.”

Ahh, Fall was in the air back then and then it happened. The OL Smoky
Mountain that the Ol Smoky Mountain Top players were playing on
blew its top off.

And the fire that flowed on that mountain, said, “ Hell in a bucket, I’ll
show you Hell in a bucket.  You there. What day is it?” the Lava inquired
to the Mysterious Orange Bush that was not being consumed by fire.

“ It’s Foolish Heart Friday you big burning bag of ashes.  Why don’t you
just go with the flow and flow south where you  belong.  Ask me again
tomorrow” said the Mysterious Orange Bush.

“ Tomorrow, why wait until tomorrow what I can burn up today?  Hey,
how come you are not burning up with fire from my fiery furnace of
Hot coals?” asked the Lava

“ Because I am in protective mode.  And because I have a watery hose
with a built in air conditioner.  Let me show you” were the last words
the Lava heard coming from the Mysterious Orange Bush.  Because,
it was at that precise moment that the Lava hit the end of the Hawaiian
Coastline and splattered into the Pacific Ocean.  What? You thought the
OL Smoky Mountain I was talking about was in the Blue Ridge Mountains?

What rock have you been busting from dawn till doom?
And the river keep a talkin'
But you never hear a word it say
( Mississippi River so big and wide )

This has been another unfiltered walk with the Cherry Tree and the Orange
Race Card Angels.  The Grateful Debt?  There is no such thing or band for
that matter.  Now if you want to learn about the National Debt and
National Debt Training all I can say is GET BUSY and

Stay Tuned!

Respectfully in TRUTH

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. Cherry Garcia, Cherry Pie, Cherry Cheesecake, mmm good!



Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Forty Days and Forty Nights Part 2 with CCCChristo


Forty Days and Forty Nights ( part 2 ) with CCCChristo

Green Bay Wisconsin June 21st 2012
The Orange Race 2012- There is room for 360,000 Angels
They will be meeting in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska
and Colorado.
They  will be of the female persuasion.
They will need to come forward to claim their place.
I will TEACH them from
In the beginning…….
because I AM ONE FOUR all the Orange Race Card Angels.

Here is the continuation from yesterday’s video about
Mr. Kringle.  If you notice in the video, the United States
Postal Service had a gross income of one billion, one hundred
twelve million , eight hundred seventy seven thousand and
one hundred seventy four dollars. ( $ 1,112,877,174.00 )





Now, in the beginning, the Orange Race 2012 would be known as the
Al’-pha because it is the first of its kind to specifically deal with the
National Debt of the United States of America.  To put it bluntly, you
would need over ten thousand of the 1930-40 U.S. Postal services and
it gets worse.  The 14 Trillion would have to be raised through TAXES.
So in other words, you are going to have to have a TON of FAITH.
Now I don’t know about you but FAITH HILL would not look good if
she weighed a ton. ( 2000 pounds)  Here is how I like to picture what
Faith Hill looks like.  Watch this video






Now get ready because in the next few months, if you are paying attention
you will learn how to earn the bear minimum with National Debt Training.
The Bear Minimum will be $48,400.00.  But if you do like the Little Bear
Minimum it will be  a little over $14,000.00
I say the bear minimum because on June 21st  2012  you are going to want to pay
what the NFL players are paying for their mothers which is $10,000.00.  This is
a progressive system and it will get higher after that.  Seriously, the National Debt
needs TRUE ANGELS who at first will be called TRUE FRESHMEN although in the
case of the Orange Race Card Angels will be called TRUE FRESHWOMEN.  You
know at this point it is better just to say

STAY TUNED,

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Every single Orange Race Card Angel will be signing
COMMITMENT PAPERS.  You are either committed to seeing
this through to the end or you are not welcome. It's that simple!


Monday, September 19, 2011


40 Days and 40 Nights  with CCCChristo

     In the beginning of the Orange Race 2012, the racers must
look toward the halfway point.  In the beginning, it will start
at CURLY’S at Lambeau Field with a ceremony involving all
the members of the Green Bay Packers.  In other words,
it might get a little cheesy in the beginning.  Now you may
notice I am using the phrase “ In the beginning “ quite a bit
so far.  There is a reason that I will share with you as time
goes by but for now just know that in the beginning is a
great place to start.

     In the beginning of the Orange Race 2012, after the ceremony
where Clay Matthews and Aaron Rodgers hand over two signed
NFL footballs to me to begin the race, I will head out on my
journey for the first day of the Orange Race on a Mountain Bike.
Now before I go any further in the beginning of this journey, let
me explain that all the signatures on the footballs are from
NFL players, past and present, who have paid $10,000.00 for
the priviledge of signing the football.  And here is where it gets
interesting.  The $10,000.00 goes into the National Debt Training
fund in honor of
THEIR MOTHERS   <( + )>   This is no joke.  The way
I see it is that these players mothers don’t get enough credit.  So I
will ensure they do this time in the beginning of the race rather than
at the end.  Now remember that in the beginning of this story where
I said that Clay Matthews and Aaron Rodgers handed me two NFL
footballs with signatures.  Well, watch this next video and the one
below it to see where you think I may be going with this in the beginning.










 


Respectfully in TRUTH,


Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. The $10,000.00 dollars from each NFL player represents their


GOOD FAITH involved in National Debt Training that somewhere,
somehow, SOMEONE is going to TACKLE this National Debt 
by SHOWING each and every one who wants to get involved how 
to accomplish this by staying focused on the PRIZE.  Stay Tuned !
It also represents their mother so I take my job very seriously.
I do not want to mess this up or else....

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

SINNATAUR : Ancient Dinosaur from Uranus


The SINNATAUR : Ancient Dinosaur from Uranus


This is a story, true or untrue, made up from the bones
of ancient history on the Planet Uranus.  If it looks like
Politics from America, OH Well, Please enjoy in moderation.

and now without any further ado, I give you :

THE SINNATAUR : Ancient Dinosaur from Uranus

There once was a Senator named Al Franken.

He dropped a guitar in the backstage area of a Grateful Dead
concert in New York City.  This is how it played out on Uranus.

Narrator:  Attention everyone, the great SINNATAUR named
JE’-SUS is approaching the podium.  Everyone, take off your
CAPS and bow for 3.3 seconds. 

SINNATAUR JE’SUS began his speech

Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth in me hath
everlasting life.  I am the bread of life.  Your fathers did eat
man-na in the wilderness, and are dead.

It was at this precise moment of immense importance that
in New York City, Comedian Al Franken dropped that guitar.
Even on Uranus, SINNATAUR JE’-SUS was aware of this
grievous sin against humanity.  So he called up the King
of the Volcanos on Neptune and asked for a small favor.

Here is the Conversation between SINNATAUR JE’-SUS
and the KING of the Volcanos on Neptune.









SINNATAUR JE’-SUS then took a detour of his speech and
concluded he was preaching to the wrong choir.  He looked
out and all he saw was dinosaurs nashing their teeth on bitter
grapes of wrath.  It was time to transform.

So SINNATAUR JE’-SUS did the unthinkable. He left Uranus alone
and headed for MINNESOTA.  He reformed the CHRISTIAN NATION
and said GOODBYE forever to URANUS.  Now, let’s see you top that
one Senator Al Franken.  Or as they say in the business,

What happens on URANUS stays on URANUS

Oh Je’-sus what have I done?

Sorry Al, only good tasting TUNA get to be STAR KISSED <( +++ )>

Respectfully in TRUTH

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. National Debt Training will begin shortly please remain focused
on 14 Trillion and I will make my way into Wah Wah Wah Washington D.C.
eventually. But first the Orange Race 2012.  part of Presidential Physical Fitness
Awareness Year One.

P.S.S. Eddie Van Halen, I will carry the cross for you my brother +++




Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The One Answer Kingdom with Writchristo


The One Answer Kingdom with Writchristo

Answer YES and you will see
Answer NO and you will remain blind
Answer YES and you will climb aboard
Answer NO and you will sink like a stone
Answer YES and you will earn your wings
Answer NO and you will forever eat the dust
Answer YES and you will FLY FOREVER FREE
Answer NO and you will answer only to bondage

National Debt Training with Orange Race Card Angels

The FOCUS shall remain on 14
as in 14 TRILLION ( 14,000,000,000,000 )

I didn’t put a dollar sign on the number because YOU the reader
are not ready to believe.

That’s right. You are not ready to believe because you live in
an age where everything is coming at you at break neck speeds.
You are not ready to believe that ONE ANSWER is the Key to the
Kingdom.

The ANSWER is YES in case you have failed to recognize the situation.

YES, there is still time to TAKE YOUR TIME to figure out if this is
WORTH your TIME.  I guess you have to ask yourself if someone
who is not a politician and calls himself

HEAD OF ANGEL PROMOTIONS

is really all he says he is.
The Answer is YES.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels



Friday, September 9, 2011

220 Miracles and the U of M from Writchristo


220 Miracles and the Unemployed ( Minnesota ) from Writchristo

Come gather round people wherever you roam.
And admit that the waters around you have grown.
And accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone
If you’re time to you is worth saving then you better start
swimming or you’ll sink like a stone …. (  Bob Dylan )

********************* +++ ***********************

Thank you Mr. Dylan for stating the obvious.
National Debt Training <( 1 )> Roadblock One.

You are reading this.

You are a woman from Minnesota.

You are collecting unemployment from the State of Minnesota.

You are praying for a miracle to get you through so you don’t
have to compromise your integrity or have your neighbors
God forbid look down on you.

STOP Praying for a miracle or God forbid a Job you will end up
hating.

Pay attention here right now. This could be the best day of your
LIFE.

I am going to ask you to do the unthinkable.
I am going to ask you to give me Your Unemployment Check.

Want to know why?
Because you need to see with your OWN EYES what the POWER of
using your imagination can do for you.  Do this little exercise.

Close your eyes and picture your $220.00

What can that $220.00 buy for you today that will change your
live forever?

Unofficial Map of the Orange Race 2012  National Debt Trainin... on Twitpic

My guess is that you are not picturing ANYTHING life changing
that will occur when you hand over the $220.00 am I right?

You have your mind cluttered up with bills that need to be paid,
food that needs to be bought, a car bill that needs to be paid,
a mortgage etc…

Now, let me ask you another question.
Has anyone ever asked you to come to National Debt Training?

My guess is that you have never heard of National Debt Training.
But I am sure you have heard of the National Debt.

Now remember, this is for Unemployed Minnesota Women.
I am sure you remember the State of Minnesota’s Government
shutting down this past summer.

OK Enough STOP here is what you need to do if you are unemployed
and a woman in Minnesota. Read this very carefully.

***** +++ ***** +++ ***** +++ ***** +++ *****

STARTING SEPTEMBER 21ST 2011, and going till June 21st 2012
I will be offering NATIONAL DEBT TRAINING at the ridiculously low price
of $220.00  .  A little heads up. ON JUNE 21st 2012 ADVANCED NATIONAL
DEBT TRAINING will be offered at a minimum price of $10,000.00 BAR NONE.

***** +++ ***** +++ ***** +++ ***** +++ *****

The price of $220.00 for nine months will be for the ones who are unemployed
and actually take action, follow directions which are so easy I could teach a
three year old or a technically challenged old grandma.  Now if enough unemployed
women don't come forward, I will scratch my head and wonder why?
No, not really, I will open National Debt Training up for anyone who comes
forward with $220.00 and REALLY WANTS TO BE TRANSFORMED !
I just think that perhaps you need it the most that's all.

I will be slowly building an empire with unemployed women who want to
be successful.  The way I see it is that no one has ever taken the time to
show you that using your imagination is the most important asset that you
can use.  I will be taking on 220 unemployed women at a time.
That adds up to $48,400.  Not enough to buy a mansion but we’ll slowly
build toward that in the future.  Remember, I said the price goes up to
$10,000.00 on June 21st.  In order to build a mansion, you must first build
the foundation.  Build it on solid rock.

And that brings me to my next piece of information I will gladly share with
you.  The first 220 unemployed women who are ready to transform their
lives must do one thing.  Come to training, and this is ULTRA IMPORTANT
you must come to training

S- O – B – E – R
Call me an SOB or whatever you need to do but this is RULE # 1
That means no drugs or alcohol because you will be responsible for
transforming lives and you need to be READY and WILLING to learn
things that will CHANGE YOUR LIFE for the better.
So if you are READY and SERIOUS all I can say that you have come to the
right place.  And one last thing.

I AM THE ONLY NATIONAL DEBT TRAINER IN THE UNIVERSE

and the only one with the title of

HEAD OF ANGEL PROMOTIONS

I am going to go home right now and make a video or twenty so
get ready unemployed Minnesota women.  You will be transformed
in ways you never thought possible.  Thanks for reading and may
God Bless and keep you always ( Forever Young , not Forever Unemployed!)

Respectfully in TRUTH.

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. ATTENTION: If you are an UNEMPLOYED WOMAN from MINNESOTA
and you will be coming to National Debt Training between the dates of
September 21st and June 21st 2012, please CLICK HERE.
We will be discussing this as part of your training. Thanks for reading
in advance <( + )>





Thursday, September 8, 2011

Father Henry Ford's Trial from Saint Paul


The Trial of Henry Ford from Saint Paul

Any resemblance to people living or dead is strictly
intentional.

ALL RISE, the GREAT ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST has entered
the court room to hear the Angels case against one

Henry Ford

You may be seated.

First to speak was Henry Ford’s attorney, a Mr. Napoleon Hill.

“ Permission to approach the throne your Honor Almighty.”

But Jesus would have none of it.

Sit down Mr. Hill” was all that Jesus said.

The Angel of Mercy spoke first after Napoleon Hill sheepishly
sat down.

“ Your Honor Almighty if it pleases you and the court, I would
like to ask the court for a recess so Mr. Ford can collect his things
for his journey to Hell “

Jesus replied,

Angel of Mercy, why ask for a recess, why delay the inevitable.
Let Mr. Ford plead his case as a man of integrity.  I must hear what
Henry has to say.  And from now on Angel Mercy please refer to
Mr. Ford as Father Henry.”

The Angel of Mercy then read to Henry Ford the charges that were
brought forward against him.  It seems there was an incident recently
in Saint Paul Minnesota involving a State Trooper and a 48 year old
woman. 
******************************************************
**********************+++****************************




Father Henry Ford objected when he heard the charges.
“ This is an outrage!! You are charging me with something that happened
in 2011.  I had no control over the incident and furthermore I don’t even
know the people involved.  I’ve been dead for over 60 years!!!!”

There were thunderings and lightnings and a great earthquake after Father
Henry spoke.  I think that even Hurricane Irene put in her two cents about
the incident. 

But Jesus would hear none of it.  He proceeded to show Father Henry the
aftermath of the shooting and with out placing any guilt on either the State
Trooper or the 48 year old woman, he explained to Father Henry thus told,

Father Henry,
I brought you here today to see that the world is plum out of control with
guns, violence and what should be noted as a FEAR FACTOR.  Every time
you see this woman get shot, it is like an arrow through the heart of me.
Look at my heart Father Henry

But Father Henry could not stand to look at Jesus’  heart because he knew
what would happen if he did.  Instead he bowed his head and asked for
forgiveness.

“ Lord, what have I done to deserve this?”

Jesus thusly spoke,
Father Henry, it Is up to you to fix this.  Here Father Henry, since I can
feel your remorse over something you had no control over, please watch
this video below and Father Henry, you are responsible for ushering in the
48 year old woman into heaven and reserving her spot with the angels.
Understood Father Henry?”

Father Henry Ford spoke to Jesus,

“ Lord Almighty why did you choose this woman over all the women in the
world for me to be her usher in heaven?”

And Jesus replied to Father Henry Ford,

If I should really want to answer the foolish question you have just asked,
or any of the other questions you have been asking me, let me remind you
that I have a row of electric push-buttons on my desk, and by pushing the
right button, I can summon to my aid people who can answer any question
 I desire to ask concerning  the business to which I am devoting most of my
efforts.  Now will you kindly tell me why I should clutter up my mind with
general knowledge, for the purpose of being able to answer questions,
when I have people around me who can supply any knowledge I require?

Father Henry was silent.  For he knew that Jesus just quoted him.

Henry Ford’s attorney Napoleon Hill rose, “ Um Mr Christ, that was directly
out of my book Think and Grow Rich “

But Jesus would have none of Mr Hill’s banter today.

Napoleon Hill was led out of the courtroom by two massive Angels who
whisked him away to an unknown island in heaven.  It was here that Napoleon
Hill received his sentence from the massive Angels.  Napoleon Hill was
sentenced to a thousand years on the Island of the Hill of Beans to count
forever more Beans.

Now back to the trial of Henry Ford.  Jesus returned in an instant with the verdict.
Thus spoke Jesus to Father Henry Ford.

"For being silent on hearing your words used against you, you are hereby
sentenced to :
Watch this video for one year straight and come to your own conclusion.
Father Henry, I have bigger fish to fry. "


Court adjourned

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels


Tuesday, September 6, 2011

2088: Four Score and Seven Years Ago ( Part Four)


2088: Four Score and Seven Years Ago ( Part Four )

The moral of the story.

If you Four Score and Seven Years Ago starting in 2088 to 2001=87 years


If you Four Score and Seven Years Ago 1863 to 1776 = 87 years


Now history majors know the significance of the 1863 Gettysburg Address
where Abraham Lincoln made a speech during the Civil War.


Our current President Barack Obama surely could tell you that right.
What he can’t tell you is this.  I did this as a story about stepping back
from a situation to get a clearer picture of a true vision.


What I didn’t expect was this:

If you take 2088 and Subtract it from 1863 you get 225 years
If you take 2001 and Subtract it from 1776 you get 225 years.


So why am I telling you this?

There will be people in 2088 who deserve a better United States than the
one we have now.  You can either run from the National Debt at 14 Trillion dollars
or YOU CAN RUN STRAIGHT INTO THE MAN MADE MESS and get rich while doing
so.  It is not against the law to become wealthy. So what are you waiting for?

The people who will be young or old in  2088 deserve better than
anything we have now. GET BUSY 

Coming up next will be full steam ahead on how to accomplish this. I will take no
prisoners but I will never surrender.  Stay Tuned!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
P.S. The Orange Race 2012 will be here before you know it.  And I am not talking about
the 2012 elections.  National Debt Training is way more important <( +++ )>