Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Aaron Rodgers and the National Debt with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


72,000 Wisconsin Women with CCCChristo
72 Counties in Wisconsin


FEBRUARY EIGHTH 2011- The Lap of Lambeau Luxury

Dear 72,000 Wisconsin Women,

As you celebrate the Green Bay Packers Super Bowl Victory
today, let me remind you of all the hard work that got your
team to this point. That's right.

HARD WORK +(~~+~~)+

Now for those women in Wisconsin who don't give a
rat's ass about the Green Bay Packers and their
Super Bowl win, what do I say to you? Exactly this:
Come Hell or High Water ( yes, their might be some flooding
this year) I am going to show you how to create your own
Super Bowl for women in Wisconsin. Now for this conversation
I am going to switch over to using 

YOU ( represents 72,000 Wisconsin Women) and
CCCChristo ( represents Chief Crazy Captain Christo, or AKA
Christo Strom- Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels and
Head of Angel Promotions)

Now for all intensive purposes we are located at Lambeau Field
in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

CCCChristo : " Thanks for coming out today. You are the Strong
Women of Wisconsin who want a better life for your children's
children. By meeting here today, you are showing the rest of the
United States that you are United against the National Debt. You
also paid $10,000 each for the privilege of BEING HERE TODAY.
You know there's a Lady holding a torch on Ellis Island in a harbor
in New York who is very grateful for the 72,000 Ladies of Wisconsin
who have come forward to claim their share of the National Debt"

YOU : " What the hell are you talking about? We came to see the
Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers! "





CCCChristo: " No you didn't! You came to protect America and in
particular Wisconsin's future future"

YOU: " Wisconsin's future future? What are you talking about?"

CCCChristo: " What I am talking about is this. The national debt is
currently at 14 Trillion and rising. No body in their right mind knows
how to fix it so that's why I am coming forward. Nobody in the
United States government asked me to do this. I am doing this on
my own. You 72,000 Wisconsinites represent a small percentage
of the population. I chose to only start teaching to women for a
reason. "

YOU: " CCCChristo, how long is this going to take? We want to celebrate
with the Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers. We don't want to form
an alliance to help erase the national debt. That number is too big to
overcome!"

CCCChristo: " Really, that number is too big to overcome? And I suppose
Aaron Rodgers never felt that Brett Favre's number was too big to
overcome. Well, the reason you're here is because Aaron Rodgers
DID OVERCOME and he did it with STYLE."

YOU:" Hey wait a minute you're right CCCChristo. He did overcome and
now he's getting a heroes reception. Are you trying to say we all have
the chance to be a hero like Aaron?"

CCCChristo: " E-X-A-C-T-L-Y +(~~+~~)+ and when you complete my
National Debt Training you will be my heroes that I affectionately call
ANGELS. Has anyone ever called you an Angel? Well, get used to it
because you are in for one heavenly ride!"

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo stepped aside and the
Green Bay Packers entered the field>
Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers for winning Super Bowl 45.






$14,000,000,000,000

( National Debt numbers in case you are wondering)


Respectfully in TRUTH,


Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

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