Sunday, February 27, 2011

Minnesota Training - St. Paul with Writchristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Minnesota Training - St. Paul  with Writchristo

Here is an estimated figure of the National Debt 2011.


$ 14,000,000,000,000.00


Now if you divide that by $ 10,000.00
you come up with a figure of 


$ 1,400,000,000.00


So in other words if I teach 10,000 people how to earn
1.4 Billion dollars each, we could add up the totals to reach
14 Trillion dollars. But that doesn't account for taxes and like
hell people are going to use that money to pay off the national
debt. 


So hmmm, there's got to be a better solution.


A better way that the United States can work together as a team to
tackle this problem once and for all.
So, I have decided to start at zero.
That's right.


ZERO.


And now I am going to fill that ZERO Fourteen times so it looks like this


000,000,000,000.00


There are three commas and a decimal point.
Still the answer is 


ZERO


That seems like such a simple solution doesn't it.
14 Zeros and it's all good.


Right?


WRONG! 


It's when a one and a four is preceded by the fourth comma +(~~+~~)+
when there seems to be a problem. What am I taliking about?


$ 14,000,000,000,000.00


You see that's the problem.
Now where have I seen a solution to this problem?


The problem with the one and the four and the four? +(~~+~~)+


Well, that is what you will learn at my
National Debt Training. So stick around and
STAY TUNED! It will be worth your while. Minnesota Women!

 











 

Respectfully in TRUTH

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Lindsay Or Lindsey with Writchristo

Author Christo Strom
Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Lindsay Or Lindsey with Writchristo


When was the last time you had a really great laugh?

Think about it. The last time you had a laugh that
practically split your sides open. You laughed so hard
that it hurt. You laughed so hard that people looked at
you and said, " What's so funny?" . 

You laughed so hard
that you couldn't stop if you tried. You laughed so hard
that you didn't realize that 10 minutes had elapsed and
you couldn't remember ever feeling this good.

REMEMBER? 

When was the last time you heard about the national debt
and you had a side splitting laugh. An uncontrollable urge to
laugh out loud until someone told you to stop.

You know when you replace the words " laugh out loud " with
" spend " in the sentence above , it changes the whole meaning.

Let's do that right now.

An uncontrollable urge to spend until someone told you to stop.


$ 14,000,000,000,000.00 ( and rising in 2011 )
That figure above is the National Debt.


OK Minnesota. This is your first lesson in uncontrollable laughter.
Minnesota Women, I would rather stand before you than any other
group in America. That's right. Minnesota Women. I am going to
stand before you and explain how Minnesota Women are going to
be the first in the USA to receive National Debt Training. The exact
figure will be 72,000 Minnesota Women. I will then move on to Wisconsin,
Iowa, Nebraska and finally Colorado. But Minnesota Women , you will
be first.

First thing I will teach you is to look at that figure

$ 14,000,000,000,000.00

and make it your friend.

In the summer of 2011, we will start laughing at the National Debt.

In the meantime, please enjoy these videos which represent two completely
different women from Minnesota. Lindsay Whalen and Lindsey Vonn.
Now if Lindsay Whalen and Lindsey Vonn don't inspire you to follow your dreams,
what will? The National Debt is a nightmare, getting rid of it once and for all
is my dream. LOL ( LINDSAY ( ORANGE ) LINDSEY ) +(~~+~~)+







 


Respectfully in TRUTH,


Christo Strom
Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Minnesota Training ASAP with Writchristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


National Debt Training: Minnesota Card with Writchristo

OK Minnesota , you're first.
I don't care where on the union pole your numbered ( 32nd State )


Today you are FIRST !  +(~~+~~)+


FIRST IN THE NATION ! +(~~+~~)+

The other 4 will have to fight to keep up.  The other 4 being Wisconsin,
Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado.

But what about the other 45 states? And I say, what about them?
I'm not interested in teaching to them right now. I'm only interested
in teaching to the five I have mentioned and

MINNESOTA YOU ARE FIRST +(~~+~~)+

OK so here's the deal.
The national debt is estimated at being over

$ 14,000,000,000,000.00

That's 14 Trillion dollars in case your eyes are playing tricks on you.
Now Minnesota, your present debt is at roughly 6 Billion dollars.
These figures are what I have been led to believe by the News Media
and other online sources. I hear it from the voices of Governor Mark
Dayton and from President Barack Obama.
So let's put these numbers side by side. or Big one on top of little one.

$ 14,000,000,000,000.00

$ 6,000,000,000.00

Now, I don't know about you but it seems to me there is a lot of debt to
go around these days.  And really there is no logical explanation for why
this is happening.  Only that too much money is going out without enough
money coming in.  I guess that pretty much sums up the problem.
So, to get things back on track, here is what I propose to do.

Starting in JUNE of 2011, I am going to start showing you a different scenario.
One that is inclusive of THE AMERICAN PEOPLE and THE AMERICAN DREAM.
And it will be simple to follow and simple to use.

First thing I will need is 72,000 willing participants from the State of Minnesota.
Broken down to its core elements, I need 72 Minnesota women who aren't afraid
of bucking the system.  When I say bucking the system, I mean raising the standards
by which the system operates. 

Minnesota Debt +(~~+~~)+ 6 Billion


National Debt +(~~+~~)+ 14 Trillion

For all intensive purposes , Minnesota we need to get to work on this ASAP.
Now since the girls hockey tournament is going on down at the XCEL Energy
Center please enjoy the next video and remember that after you complete my
National Debt Training, one of the benefits for Minnesota will be the first ever
Women's Professional Hockey League. Think about it and think about it NOW!







Respectfully in Truth




Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Minnesota Training with Writchristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Minnesota: 72,000 Women with Writchristo

OK Minnesota.


Women, all 72,000 women in Minnesota who are ready to
become the " Masters" of your own fate.  This is about
NATIONAL DEBT TRAINING

No one has ever done this before so this is "VIRGIN" territory.
If you think someone has done this before, please speak now or
forever hold your peace.









The reason I say it has never been done before is because of this
number right here below.  


$ 14,000,000,000,000.00


Estimated figure for January 2011 ( may be higher!)

If someone has tried, well plain and simple they FAILED +(~~+~~)+


Let's put it another way.


The politicians , who are public servants , are not going to really try
to erase the national debt.  I mean look at the immense amount of
time and energy they use whisking around the country on their private
jets.  They whip up the people they represent into a frenzy with " We
will do this or We will do that" APPLAUSE. 

Then they are back on their Private Jets to go back to Washington D.C.
to attend to business.  They swing a huge wooden gavel, and say things
like, " The American People want this ... or The American People want
that..." 

The Congress of the United States, The President of the United States,
even Billionaires in the United States, ARE NOT GOING TO ERASE THE
NATIONAL DEBT.

So, why should 72,000 Women in Minnesota care?  Well, they should care
because someone in their home state has come up with a plan to erase
the national debt.  Not just erase the national debt, but obliterate it!
They should care because they will be the first of five states to receive
this training.

Now right now , Minnesota's Governor Mark Dayton has inherited a debt
of around 6 billion dollars.  And he has said he will make the Rich pay higher
taxes.  Which is why my National Debt Training couldn't come at a better time.
Those who attend National Debt Training will be in that higher tax bracket
after taking action with what is taught.

Minnesota Women, you will be the first, then Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska and
Colorado.  Those are the 5 states I have chosen to teach National Debt Training.
A total of 360,000 Women will be singing a different tune once they have
completed their National Debt Training. 

So Minnesota Women, are you ready to rise above and kick this party into gear?
One thing you will soon see : WOMEN'S PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY
Teams could be owned by National Debt Training graduates.
That is if they are smart enough to attend and take action!



STAY TUNED +(~~+~~)+

Respectfully in TRUTH

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. This video below is just for illustration purposes.  In the song
" DIRE WOLF " the narrator sings these lines:
When I awoke, the dire wolf, six hundred pounds of sin
Was grinning at my window, all I said was "Come on in"

Think of the NATIONAL DEBT as it is today as
14 Trillion Pounds of Sin.

The narrator then goes on to sing:
In the back-wash of Fennario, the black and bloody mire
The dire wolf collects his due while the boys sing round the fire

Think of the boys sing round the fire as Political Wolves in Sheep's
clothing who are slaves to the DIRE WOLF ( national debt )

And by the way, ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will teach you how to
spot the DIRE WOLF in any occupation. You just have to learn to see!
Lyrics from DIRE WOLF written by Robert Hunter.



Monday, February 21, 2011

National Debt Training -Minnesota with Writchristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

NATIONAL DEBT TRAINING - Minnesota Women with Writchristo
72,000 Minnesota Women

OK listen up Twin Cities.
I'm only going to set this up once.  If you get
it wrong the first time, you're like a Bambi in the
headlights.  Bambi in the headlights and a Convoy
of Semi's speeding along the highway with Adrian
Peterson leading the charge. In other words, get it
wrong and you're dead meat.

72,000 Women in Minnesota need to come forward.
The reason I say need to come forward is because if
you look backward, two things might happen.
The first thing is you might turn into salt like Lot's wife.
The second thing is that the Semi you saw coming at
you driven by Adrian Peterson had a passenger by the
name of Randy Moss.  He just told Adrian to put it in
reverse because, " Yo, Adrian, you missed one. One Clap!"






72,000 Women must come forward to admit that they are
tired of HEARING about the size of the National Debt.
Does size matter?  In the case of the National Debt, yes it does.

Estimated Size: 14,000,000,000,000.00

72,000 women must come forward this summer 2011 and make
a stand.  Do you see what is happening over in Madison, Wisconsin?
Don't even look around.  FOCUS HERE AND NOW.

The cost to attend National Debt Training is $ 10,000.00
It will never go up. And never go down.  The price is ROCK SOLID.
I do not accept CREDIT CARDS or EXCUSES.

You either want to LEARN HOW TO RAISE YOUR STANDARDS
or you don't. It's that simple. Minnesota Women who would like
to see WOMEN'S PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY in the state of Minnesota
you might want to pay attention in the days ahead +(~~+~~)+

After all, the state of Hockey might as well represent the hard working
women in Minnesota if it is going to REPRESENT. Do you follow?

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo







AKA
Chritsto Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Madison Wisconsin without CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


Madison Protesters without  CCCChristo


OK, so maybe I don't have all the facts.

What I do have is a plan.

National Debt Training, while at first glance may look
a little painful, is designed for the AMERICAN PEOPLE.

And I'm not talking about the AMERICAN PEOPLE that
all the Politicians so eloquently and unabashedly say
they represent. 

Let me say this so it's perfectly clear.

National Debt Training is for the AMERICAN PEOPLE who
feel that $ 10,000.00 is a lot of money.

Let me repeat that.

National Debt Training is for the AMERICAN PEOPLE who
fell that $ 10,000.00 is a lot of money.

Let me bring up protesters in Madison Wisconsin.

I will bet dollars to donuts that 100% of the protesters
in Madison Wisconsin would agree with the statement
that $ 10,000.00 is a lot of money.

And to the Madison protesters I say this:

$ 14,000,000,000,000.00 is a heck of a lot more.

So there you have it. National Debt Training is designed
for people like the Madison protesters and anyone who
feel that $ 10,000.00 is a lot of money.

Soon, these days will be ones where you look back and say,

" I'm sure glad I got on board with the National Debt Training
when I had the chance. Chief Crazy Captain Christo may be
Crazy but he sure is CRAZY SMART " +(~~+~~)+

Coming soon to Green Bay Wisconsin. Because I don't do
CAPITALS +(~~+~~)+





Respectfully in TRUTH






Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. I only teach to those who really want to be taught.
I only teach to women because I need to step out of
my comfort zone. And I only teach all things ANGEL.
+(~~+~~)+

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Starting From Scratch, Scratch, Scratch with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


Starting from Scratch, Scratch, Scratch with CCCChristo


OK let's get down to business.
The only thing I am going to be focusing on 

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

is teaching American Citizens 

THE VALUE OF ERASING THE NATIONAL DEBT.

Because as of today the number is slightly over

14

The reason I say it is only slightly over 14 is this.
Because I am being totally honest here.

NOBODY HAS A CLUE about this number

14,000,000,000,000.00

But these are the facts.
14,000,000,000,000.00 is a lot of money NO DOUBT.

( Hi Gwen Stefani Rossdale!)

But here is one more fact.
I am going to be TEACHING AMERICAN CITIZENS 
how to erase the National Debt 

STARTING FROM SCRATCH.








Now, I already have THE PLAN in place.
The cost to attend my NATIONAL DEBT TRAINING will be:

$ 10,000.00

That price will never go up and it will never go down. It is 

FOREVER +(~~+~~)+


Respectfully in TRUTH,




Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Colorado's Zapato Gold with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

February 15th 2011. While I am waiting for my artist to finish
here is a blast from the past ENJOY. Count how many rock and
roll references and exactly one Christmas song
from different bands you can find and feel free
to comment below. +(~~+~~)+

J. G. Isles – MMMMustard Got Lost-An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was trying to get over his shyness in public. Ever since he quit buying London Bridges from some Computer Hacker from Nigeria Histereeryia, he was having a rough time of it back home in Pumpkinville. He actually went so far as to Phone a friend from the Grateful Thyme Warp. 


You know how it is when a long lost friend's voice can zap you out of an inconvenient conspiracy theory. Well to catch you up to speed, we join the conversation in progress as it is going down the Pikes Peak. 


You see, Chief Crazy Captain Christo phoned his long lost buddy, Zebulon Pike. After Zebulon's death a long time ago, a slow burning dagger had been inching closer to the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo's heart. Just hearing Zebulon's voice, made the sting of the dagger feel icy cold as if to not exist. 


Here is the conversation in it's ragged glory, word by word. Zebulon Pikes name has been changed to Zapoto Gold or ZA'-GO. Chief Crazy Captain Christo's name has been changed to T- Hata- Weigh or THATAWAY. So ready set go. AZ-MA walks into the private set of circumstances. AZ-MA is played by Rob Zombie.

AZ-MA- " Quiet on the Set and Action..." ( Bang your Head!! Metal Health will drive you mad..")

THATAWAY- " Hey Rob Zombie, this is a private phone call so please don't keep this in the script."

AZ-MA-" OK sorry 'Chief..." Rob slumps away from his director's chair as the telephone keeps ringin.

On the fifth Golden Ring, Zebulon Pike picks up the phone.

ZA-GO- " Chello? Collar Radar's Cold Rain and Snow Hotline. You have reached Zapato Gold's Cool Colorado Rain Forecast. If you would like to hear this in English press ONE....."

THATAWAY-" AAAAAAAR Guiles Sock of a Beach. The damn and swearing machine again. Oh well. I'll leave a message. Hey E-Z-Speak. Errr ah I mean Zapato Gold. I was wondering if you could send me a Pretty Pumpkin O to Many Soda Oh. I have lost contact with Crazy Horse's Column of Mustard Seeds. I sold them by accident to some guy named Jack. You know Jack Shay It. Well, anyway if you could use your GPS locater fishing phone, maybe by the time you get this message, we could still track Jack Shay It in the Korn field by the ball field next to the Daisy chain that Penelope Cruz made nine years ago. Phew. I know that was an ear full but this is real important. Ok Zapato Gold talk to you later."

Chief Crazy Captain Christo was just about ready to throw in the towel when the moment he said " Later" a voice on the other end interrupted him ever so softly. It was Zebulon Pike!

ZA-GO- " Say if you don't like what the big Chief says Zingin Jack- A- Mo Fee Now Neigh"

THATAWAY-" Zebulon, is that you?"

ZA-GO-" Yes Chief Crazy Captain Christo it is I. Although now I am going by the name of ZABOO"

THATAWAY-" Really, Wow that's Mighty as Well as a Spooky!"
ZA-GO-" Yeah it kind of is. So Chief what can I do you for? After all, this is your DIME, so please make it rye mm on time!"

THATAWAY-" IRI Zapato Gold. My mustard's lost because I sold. Can you use your GPS line.

The Mustard's gone Help me Fine."

ZA-GO-" The Help's on the Way, Look right and then Riff, Please be careful, Don't talk to Jim Cliff

Many rivers to cross, many mountains to climb, Just a Stitch in time, Relax you'll be fine."

THATAWAY-" The many thanks I am giving I am giving to you ZABOO. Even across the Dead lines and the Dead Weights, you have been the missing spark I need to go on with the show. Can you give me one last line of encouragement and a rocket booster to go?

ZA-GO-" Sure Chief Crazy Captain Christo but if I do, you know what you got to do right."

THATAWAY-" Yes Zapoto Gold I know I know. Hit me with your best line"

ZA-GO-" OK Chief Reddy Whips here we go.... THE COLONEL MUSTA THE COLONEL MUSTA THE COLONEL MUSTARD GOT LOST!!!!!!"

Strains of the J. Geils band could be heard playing in the direction of THATAWAY'S phone. For the first time, Rob Zombie got a little nervous. Maybe Chief Crazy Captain Christo's heart was beating to a different drummer. Maybe , just maybe , Halloween meant a little something more. This has been another installment 2011 style of The Great Pumpkin Letters. 



The National Debt is over 14 TRILLION DOLLARS.
What are you doing to erase it?
Stay tuned +(~~+~~)+

Respectfully in TRUTH














Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA

Christo Strom 
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Friday, February 11, 2011

Colorado: 64 Counties and a Rider with Writchristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


Colorado : 64 Counties and a Rider with CCCChristo


Governor John Hickenlooper is currently the governor
of the great state of Colorado. Home of the Avalanche,
the Broncos, and the Rockies. Ah yes, baseball in the
Mile High City. Wonderful skiing and fancy ass resorts.

Thank God Charlie Sheen lives in L.A. +(~~+~~)+


Anyway, back to the Governor. His name kind of says it
all don't you think? Hickenlooper. Like a musical track
that keeps playing over and over and over. There is a few
musical tracks that i think should be played over and over
and I will put them on this site down below.


But before I do
I would like to invite Governor John Hickenlooper and
72,000 Entreprenurial Women from the great state of Colorado
to take part in National Debt Training. As I type this, I have an artist
in MINNESOTA drawing out my map that will take me from Minnesota
to Wisconsin to Iowa to Nebraska and finally to Colorado. 









I will
be putting up videos explaining the process that will soon make
my National Debt Training course a road map to financial success.
You see, I just don't believe the President of the United States and
all the members of Congress have been doing anything about
erasing the national debt. And I am going to prove that once and for
all is not just a slogan the three musketeers use. Or is that all for one
and one for all. Whatever, you get the picture.
Just remember this Governor John Hickenlooper, a Steak dinner invitation
from Chief Crazy Captain Christo is like the Faithful and True vision
from that book oh what title is that book. Oh yeah

HOLY BIBLE


Respectfully in TRUTH







Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Nebraska: 99 Counties and a LINE with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Nebraska: 93 Counties and a LINE with CCCChristo

The 37th State to be added to the Union is AKA Nebraska.
93 counties make up the great state of Nebraska and it is
the only State in the Union to have a UNICAMERAL legislature.
Apparently that means that there are no party affiliations
when they are elected which is unique in the United States.


Anyways, take a look at this number below


$ 14,000,000,000,000.00


The reason it is in RED is because that is what the United States
Government owes its creditors.  Yes, it is a huge number.
Lets compare that to Warren Buffett's numbers estimated:


$ 45,000,000,000.00


As you can see, even the richest people on Earth can't even
come close to this debt.  





Now I want you to look at this equation.


0 + 0 =  0


Look at it very carefully, even stare at it for one minute. Go ahead
and stare at it for one minute and after that one minute I want you
to stare at these numbers below.


$ 140,000,000,000,000.00


There's a REASON I had you do that exercise.  Do you want to know
what that reason is?


Here it is in a nutshell.  EVEN WARREN BUFFETT, the smartest investor
on the planet hasn't figured out how to come up with that answer.
Because if he had figured it out,


HE WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY !!!
 
So, the gist of what I am getting at is this: When you can figure out how
to make that small number ZERO turn into 140 Trillion Dollars, there
are two things I want you to do. 


Thing ONE: GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN +(~~+~~)+

and 


Thing Two: PINCH YOURSELF to see if you are dreaming +(~~+~~)+
 

NOW to get serious.  72,000 Entreprenurial women from the great state
of Nebraska LISTEN UP.  If you want to learn how to skyrocket your income
by following a simple plan, I WANT TO MEET WITH YOU.  I will be going
through Nebraska on my way to COLORADO between the years of
2011-2017.  It's my National Debt Training class.  The cost will remain
the same in the year 2011 as it is in 2017.  Even in 3017 it will be the same.
READY or NOT here is the price:


$ 10,000.00


Now you have two choices if you are an entreprenurial woman from Nebraska.
CHOICE ONE: Meet me in Nebraska between the years of 2011 and 2017. It will
be during the summer months between June and September.  I will teach you
all about NUMBERS and how to multiply your wealth. This isn't rocket science
but your bank account may disagree when the light bulb goes off and you say
"EUREKA" or whatever Gold Miners actually say!
or
CHOICE TWO: Keep on telling yourselves that the President of the United States
and Congress are going to finally come up with a plan that even Warren Buffett
can get behind. So, you will hold on to your $ 10,000.00 and let it grow at 2%.

Seems to me that CHOICE NUMBER ONE is your better option.
So remember, the choice is up to you because they come in TWO CLASSES.
Sorry, I couldn't resist a little ZZ TOP Cheap Sunglasses. Take care Nebraska!




SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER MONTHS +(~~+~~)+  Say hello to Larry the Cable Guy!




Respectfully in TRUTH



Chief Crazy Captan Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Demo, Iowa and 99 Counties with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


DEMO, IOWA and 99 Counties with CCCChristo

No, really, there is no DEMO, IOWA. I'm just Polking around
here with DES MOINES Iowa. You see, if it were DEMO, IOWA
two things would be happening here. First thing would be the
elimination of SIN. Yes, I said it. The elimination of SIN. If you
knew how easy this was, you would have done this long ago.

Second thing, the ES that I forgot to mention is EVERYWHERE SIN.
That's right, EVERYWHERE SIN means we are not out of the woods
quite yet. 

Now you may be saying to yourself, how can that be Chief Crazy
Captain Christo. If we eliminated SIN, how could there still be
EVERYWHERE SIN? And my answer is this. Because you have not 

ELIMINATED THE NATIONAL DEBT and YOU HAVE NOT PAID ATTENTION!

Now let's get back to DEMO, IOWA. Really the letters missing are
SINES which for all mathematical purposes could be used for triangles,
or waves. I'm not going to get all circular on you here but let's stop
right here and discuss something.

The National Debt is over this number below:

$ 14,000,000,000,000.00

Now the number is in red because that is what is owed.
Now take a look at this number

$ 140,000,000,000,000.00

Now this number is in green because I am going to start the process of
elimination up in Green Bay Wisconsin. I will be touring through IOWA
so this next part is for you IOWANS. As of today, your Governor is named

TERRY BRANSTAD

Please forward this to him and let your Governor know I would like to 
sit down to a STEAK dinner in Minnesota ASAP to discuss business and
that Chief Crazy Captain Christo will be touring around the STATE OF IOWA
in the years 2011-2017. And I will be looking for 72,000 entreprenurial women
who want to raise their financial worth. Think STRATOSPHERE!

Now, what do SINES have to do with Orange Race Card Angels? 






STAY TUNED IOWA +(~~+~~)+

Respectfully in TRUTH


Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Aaron Rodgers and the National Debt with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


72,000 Wisconsin Women with CCCChristo
72 Counties in Wisconsin


FEBRUARY EIGHTH 2011- The Lap of Lambeau Luxury

Dear 72,000 Wisconsin Women,

As you celebrate the Green Bay Packers Super Bowl Victory
today, let me remind you of all the hard work that got your
team to this point. That's right.

HARD WORK +(~~+~~)+

Now for those women in Wisconsin who don't give a
rat's ass about the Green Bay Packers and their
Super Bowl win, what do I say to you? Exactly this:
Come Hell or High Water ( yes, their might be some flooding
this year) I am going to show you how to create your own
Super Bowl for women in Wisconsin. Now for this conversation
I am going to switch over to using 

YOU ( represents 72,000 Wisconsin Women) and
CCCChristo ( represents Chief Crazy Captain Christo, or AKA
Christo Strom- Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels and
Head of Angel Promotions)

Now for all intensive purposes we are located at Lambeau Field
in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

CCCChristo : " Thanks for coming out today. You are the Strong
Women of Wisconsin who want a better life for your children's
children. By meeting here today, you are showing the rest of the
United States that you are United against the National Debt. You
also paid $10,000 each for the privilege of BEING HERE TODAY.
You know there's a Lady holding a torch on Ellis Island in a harbor
in New York who is very grateful for the 72,000 Ladies of Wisconsin
who have come forward to claim their share of the National Debt"

YOU : " What the hell are you talking about? We came to see the
Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers! "





CCCChristo: " No you didn't! You came to protect America and in
particular Wisconsin's future future"

YOU: " Wisconsin's future future? What are you talking about?"

CCCChristo: " What I am talking about is this. The national debt is
currently at 14 Trillion and rising. No body in their right mind knows
how to fix it so that's why I am coming forward. Nobody in the
United States government asked me to do this. I am doing this on
my own. You 72,000 Wisconsinites represent a small percentage
of the population. I chose to only start teaching to women for a
reason. "

YOU: " CCCChristo, how long is this going to take? We want to celebrate
with the Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers. We don't want to form
an alliance to help erase the national debt. That number is too big to
overcome!"

CCCChristo: " Really, that number is too big to overcome? And I suppose
Aaron Rodgers never felt that Brett Favre's number was too big to
overcome. Well, the reason you're here is because Aaron Rodgers
DID OVERCOME and he did it with STYLE."

YOU:" Hey wait a minute you're right CCCChristo. He did overcome and
now he's getting a heroes reception. Are you trying to say we all have
the chance to be a hero like Aaron?"

CCCChristo: " E-X-A-C-T-L-Y +(~~+~~)+ and when you complete my
National Debt Training you will be my heroes that I affectionately call
ANGELS. Has anyone ever called you an Angel? Well, get used to it
because you are in for one heavenly ride!"

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo stepped aside and the
Green Bay Packers entered the field>
Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers for winning Super Bowl 45.






$14,000,000,000,000

( National Debt numbers in case you are wondering)


Respectfully in TRUTH,


Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Friday, February 4, 2011

13 +(~~+~~)+ A Horse and A Wasp with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


13 +(~~+~~)+ A Horse and A Wasp with CCCChristo


The number 13

13 zeros

140,000,000,000,000.13

It is quite the number.

Once that number is reached, if it is ever reached
Blackie Lawless will get his specially designed
ANGEL WINGS and SICKLE fit for a KING.

Until then, please don't drink and drive.

National Debt Training is offering BLACKIE LAWLESS
a chance at eternal riches. And a spot on the Racing
Team of the Orange Race Card Angels. Lots of work
to do and perhaps the business at hand should be
discussed in person, like in GREEN BAY WISCONSIN
around Lambeau Field in the Summertime when the
weather is HOT!

In other words, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is asking
Blackie to help promote National Debt Training
and DIME'S PEAK. If you want to move mountains,
you got to start near the Crown Jewel of the NFL.
National Debt Training Class $10,000 per person

NO FREE RIDES , NOT EVEN BLACKIE +(~~+~~)+





Respectively in TRUTH


Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Thank you to all the people who have put this next video on
their facebook page. AMAZING

Thursday, February 3, 2011

140 Trillion Twitter Excuses versus CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


140 Trillion Twitter Excuses with CCCChristo


Here is the number


$140,000,000,000,000


I left out the cents portion because I like the number 13!


THIRTEEN ZEROS looks better than Fifteen Zeros.


Anyways, here is what I am going to do with the two zeros I
left out.


Watch this


0 + 0


Now you may look at that and go
Chief Crazy Captain Christo the answer is zero! Why are you
showing me this.


And my answer is this:
You say Zero , I say in my National Debt Training class that it adds up
to a whole lot more than zero.


You say, " Impossible ! I demand that you show me how it could be
anything other than zero. "


Chief Crazy Captain Christo says, in an ACE Ventura -- Orange Race Card
Angel tone of voice, " ALLLLL Righty Then. You have two choices. The
price to attend my awesome National Debt Training Class is :


$10,000 ( again I left the decimal with the two zeros out +(~~+~~)+


The price will never go up. It will be the same today , tomorrow, and in
ten years. Twenty years. Thirty years. It makes no difference about time.


You say, " But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't afford $10,000. "


Chief Crazy Captain Christo says, " Go ahead and tweet that then along
with your other 140 Trillion Excuses of why you can't afford this National
Debt Training class."


You say," But the National Debt is only $ 14 Trillion. Why are you trying to
raise $ 140 Trillion?"


Chief Crazy Captain Christo says, " BECAUSE I DON"T BELIEVE IN EXCUSES.
I BELIEVE IN GOD "

+(~~+~~)+ ( I should trademark that quote!!!)


The $ 10,000 to attend my National Debt Training
Class is for you to step out of your EXCUSE mode and into your BELIEF mode."
This has been a short explanation between YOU and Chief Crazy Captain Christo
STAY TUNED! and Remember 0 + 0 +(~~+~~)+


Respectfully in TRUTH


Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions





P.S. Happy Belated Birthday to Shakira. Yesterday was her birthday.
Click here for a funny story involving Honey and Shakira and Chief Crazy
Captain Christo