Monday, January 31, 2011

Five State Angels (MN,WI,IA,NE,CO) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


5 State Angels

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

87 Counties in Minnesota

72 Counties in Wisconsin

99 Counties in Iowa

93 Counties in Nebraska

64 Counties in Colorado

There are a total of 415 Counties in these 5 States.
There are a total of 360,000 strong American women
in these 5 states who want to become 

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS +(~~+~~)+

There are a total of 360,000 strong American women
who want to become financially independent NOW!


This is the beginning of National Debt Training
Look at these figures

14,000,000,000,000

140,000,000,000,000

Do you notice any differences?
The only difference is a zero!
BUT, and this is a very huge BUT +(~~+~~)+
That ZERO is the difference between a life of luxury
and a life of poverty.
You see with National Debt Training you will learn to see
through all the BS that is being handed to you on a daily
basis.
Let's take the President of the United States for instance.
Do you honestly think he is going to TEACH you how to
erase the national debt?
If you answered YES to that question, then you probably have
serious mental issues and I can't help you!
If you answered NO to that question then I invite you to pay
attention to the next four months on this site.
And lastly, take a look at this equation.

0 + 0 = 0

When you can make that equation add up to the second red number
above, then you will have passed my National Debt Training Course
with FLYING COLORS and you will have earned your wings.


Respectfully in TRUTH





Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Friday, January 21, 2011

Justice Free and ABBA LUKEY with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


One Hundred and Forty Trillion Dollars with CCCChristo


Is it any wonder they call me CRAZY?

$140,000,000,000,000 

As in ahem.....

One Hundred Forty Trillion Dollars and No Cents.
I just thought I'd throw in the NO CENTS for FREE.

Now you may look at that and say:

" IMPOSSIBLE, Chief Crazy Captain Christo those are impossible
numbers. The United States of America has a debt totaling over
Fourteen Trillion Dollars and can't seem to find a way to fix the
problem. Now you want to go and run a number like TEN TIMES
14 Trillion Dollars. Are you mad, are you out of your mind. GASP.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO REPLIES:

"ABBA LUKEY"

( which means FATHER LUCKY for you pronunciation freaks out there!)
And I am going to be teaching my CRAZYNESS in Minnesota, Wisconsin,
Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado. I am going to be teaching exclusively
for women who want a better life and are comfortable being called
an ORANGE RACE CARD ANGEL. Without having to die to be SAINTED.
I only deal with all things ANGELS. The starting line will always be, as I have
stated before $10,000.00 to start. All my Orange Race Card Angels will be 
taught the value of a

FAITHFUL AND TRUE VISION +(~~+~~)+


Respectively in TRUTH,












Chief Crazy Captain Christo





AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Thursday, January 20, 2011

President's Daughters and PSALM 91 from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


AUTHORS NOTE : PRIVATE INVITATION for
PRESIDENT OBAMA and FAMILY to MEET ME AT
LAMBEAU FIELD in GREEN BAY WISCONSIN

TOPIC : HOW TO ERASE THE NATIONAL DEBT

DATE : TBA


Presidents Daughters and PSALM 91 (91:11) From CCCChristo


Let's face it. HEAVEN is for CHILDREN +(~~+~~)+
And in this particular instance, it is for Presidential Children.
So, without further ado, I give to you 

SASHA AND MALIA OBAMA 

PSALM 91 and in particular PSALM 91:11


PSALM 91 Given from an "UNKNOWN STRANGER"

91:1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall
abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
91:2 I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my
God; in him will I trust.
91:3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and
from the noisome pestilence.
91:4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt
thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.
91:5 Thou shalt not be afraid of the terror by night; nor for the arrow
that flieth by day;
91:6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the
destruction that wasteth at noonday.
91:7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right
hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
91:8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the
wicked.
91:9 Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the
most High, thy habitation;
91:10 There shall be no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come
nigh thy dwelling.

91:11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep them in all
thy ways.

91:12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot
against a stone.
91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the
dragon shalt thou trample under feet.
91:14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him:
I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.
91:15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him, and honour him.
91:16 With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.


Respectfully in TRUTH,











Chief Crazy Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

GRIZ +(~~+~~)+ 40 Year Kid with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GRIZ +(~~+~~)+ 40 Year Kid with CCCChristo


That's right, we are born free.
We always have been and we always will be.
Forever and ever, Born Free.

To: Kid Rock ( Detroit Michigan )
From: CCCChristo

I am a man on a mission. 5 States Minnesota, Wisonsin,
Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado. National Debt Training
with 360,000 Women from their prospective states.
All of them Born Free, All of them to remain Free.
These are my ANGELS and yes, they are all women.
Nobody will see the TRUE GLORY OF THE LORD until
my mission is complete. I just want to say THANK YOU
KID ROCK for your song and I would like to teach you
how to Erase the National Debt. It will only take
7 minutes +(~~+~~)+
to explain but it will last an eternity once
WE GET IT RIGHT MR RITCHIE


Respectfully in TRUTH,





Chief Crazy Captain Christo


P.S. +(~~+~~)+ Orange Race Card Angels
official invite for KID ROCK and BAND and FAMILY +(~~+~~)+

Friday, January 14, 2011

GRIZ +++ I AM PRO ZAKK +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ I AM PRO ZAKK +++ with CCCChristo

I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, do solemnly swear that
I will start to erase the national debt by teaching Orange
Race Card Angel methods starting February 2nd 2011.  I
have no idea why I am doing this, only that I am being led
by my FAITH, my HOPE, and my LOVE for everything GOOD
in AMERICA.  So, with that being said, 


STAY TUNED +(~~+~~)+

In the meantime, I would just like to wish Zakk Wylde a
Happy Birthday.  Now, I could get all in your face about it
as is so often the case when even the mention of Zakk Wylde
comes up.  But no, I am trying a different angle.  I will say
for whatever it is worth, I AM PRO ZAKK.  There I said it without
swearing and I am sober. Happy Birthday Zakk Wylde from
Chief Crazy Captain Christo. 


May you ROCK the HEAVENS Down to its CORE +(~~+~~)+

Respectively in TRUTH,

















Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Thursday, January 13, 2011

GRIZ +++ She Talks to Angels with Angel Eyes +++ and CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ She Talks to Angels with Angel Eyes +++ and CCCChristo

Happy Birthday to my Caker Baker.

Respectfully in TRUTH,








Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Don't lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools....


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

GRIZ +++ Crazy Trains 72 Angels +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ Crazy Trains 72  Angels +++ with CCCChristo

...." and once you're gone, you can't come back.
When you're out of the Blue and into the Black..."


...." Sharon, I'm not %$#&* Neil Young..."
ALLLLRIGHTYYYYY Then.


So, what do I mean by CRAZY TRAINS 72 ANGELS ?


Simply this: No , not Simply Orange that would be preposterous!


What I mean is as the LEADER in How to erase the national debt,
I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, do solemnly swear that I will do
my best to train 72 WOMEN at a time to erase the national debt.
Currently, the national debt stands at:


14,021,215,785,440.90

And a funny thing is that is like 5 Billion less than it was 2 days ago
as you can see by reading further down the page.  For my Bert Blyleven
piece on January 10th it was 5 Billion dollars higher which I suppose is a
good thing.  But here's the kicker.  I am only interested in showing
72 Women at a time an extremely important FACTUAL NUMBER.
I will let the government take care of the government. My job is to
educate WOMEN on how to become an


 ORANGE RACE CARD ANGEL +(~~+~~)+


and as Mrs. Olson from an old coffee commercial once said,


THE RICHEST KIND ( translated wealthy and nice +(~~+~~)+

Respectfully in TRUTH,
















Chief Crazy Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Monday, January 10, 2011

GRIZ +++ Sticking to My WORD +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions



From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ Sticking to My Word +++ with CCCChristo

ON or about January 4th 2011 the National Debt was:


$14,001,411,590,126.50

Today January 10th 2011 the National Debt was:


 $14,026,411,590,126.50

Mathematically speaking that is well let's just call it 25 Billion dollars
in about a week's time.  Or about half of Warren Buffett's fortune that
he spent his entire LIFE trying to amass.

OK. So Bert Blyleven, as a man who sticks to his word, I will follow suit.
If you can help me out " for a season " I will make sure you get your
25 Billion Dollars as my way of saying " Thanks BERT "  This offer is only
good until July 4th 2011.  So if you are one to sit on the fence, you will be
missing out on the " COOLEST TREAT " of the year. Author's note : And it
aint even Halloween yet.  The 25 Billion Dollar Bet applies to Bert Blyleven
and Chief Crazy Captain Christo.  STAY TUNED CAPTAIN BLY +(~~+~~)+
DETAILS TO EMERGE AFTER THE PAM OLIVER VIDEO IS RELEASED ON YOUTUBE

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Saturday, January 8, 2011

GRIZ +++ Bert's Just Desserts +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GRIZ +++ Bert's Just Desserts +++ with CCCChristo

OK now where were we? Ah yes, Chief Crazy Captain
Christo was intrepreting local events near and far and
determined that Bert Blyleven has had divine intervention
to get voted into Baseball's Hall of Fame in COOPERSTOWN
New York.
And the crowd goes wild.... Let's not forget that Roberto Alomar
is getting inducted too Mr. Blyleven. That's Two Berts with One
Stone. Which for all intensive purposes is the lead in to my
conclusion. You know , heaven can only help so much till you
have to take the bull by the horn and say enough already I got it.
So this is how I am going to wrap this up.
READ THIS-- CLICK HERE. and then after you read that come back
and watch this.








Respectfully in TRUTH,









Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S. In conclusion, I have a job to do . Erase the National Debt. If Bert Blyleven
wants his Just Desserts he will follow along as I teach and get my first 360 K's in the
Big Leagues by playing outside the box
+(~~+~~)+

Friday, January 7, 2011

GRIZ +++ Bert and Crazy ( Part Two) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ Bert and Crazy ( Part Two ) with CCCChristo

OK now where were we.... ah yes. On top of the Metrodome
with Crazy Horse, Curly from the Three Stooges, George Herman
"Babe" Ruth and Kirby Puckett.  The four jokesters were pulling
the old how to ice the Vikings so no one gets hurt and the Vikings
get a new stadium TRICK.
They had just pulled off one of the best TRICKS of all time when the
four Hooligans were confronted by THE MAN.  And by THE MAN I mean
RONALD REAGAN, who now goes by the name of " The Flying Dutchman
40th Arkansas Brigade- Black Bird Cooperstown Division "
A rather lengthy title for a long winded Ex-President don't you think.
Anyway, THE MAN confronted the Four Hooligans who confessed to the
Metrodome collapsing but it wasn't till Kirby Puckett explained it that THE
MAN took charge.
THE MAN -" Well KIRBY, I thank you for your honesty. CRAZY, that was a noble
thing you did.  Curly, we actors got to stick together, Babe Ruth , Jesus would
like a word with you."
As BABE RUTH departed to go speak with THE KING OF KINGS, THE MAN was
startled by a Silver lined cloud carrying one of his nemesis's Jerry Garcia.
Only Jerry Garcia this time explained to THE MAN, " No time to explain Mr.
President, Chief Crazy Captain Christo told me to look out down below."
Author's note to the Public.  BERT BLYLEVEN is being inducted into Cooperstown
in New York.  It is a big occassion up north.  WAY UP NORTH.  This post was supposed
to be done but as is so often the case in baseball, it is going into extra innings.
Tomorrow's post GRIZ +++ BERT's JUST DESSERTS +++ with CCCChristo
STAY TUNED +(~~+~~)+

Respectfully in TRUTH,




















Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Thursday, January 6, 2011

GRIZ +++ Bert and Crazy's Kindred Spirits +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ Bert and Crazy's Kindred Spirits +++ with CCCChristo

PART ONE OF TWO

And so the story goes....
Chief Crazy Captain Christo put two and two together.
Bert Blyleven had divine intervention, meaning help from above
as he was elected into the Hall of Fame.  On the fourteenth try to
get into the illustrious Hall of Fame, Bert Blyleven made it .

You see, Chief Crazy Captain Christo interpreted a recent dream
sequence and it all adds up to this.  Bert Blyleven somebody up there
really loves you.

Let's backtrack for a moment shall we?  Ok here is the dream sequence
that Chief Crazy Captain Christo is interpreting.

The Collapse of the Metrodome Roof.  Right before a Viking Game.  That
was a kindred spirit who goes by the name of CRAZY HORSE.  You see
even in heaven, people work together for a common cause.  In this case,
it was CRAZY HORSE pulling the old how to ice the  Vikings so that no one gets
hurt and the Vikings get a new stadium TRICK.  CRAZY HORSE was on top of the
Metrodome and who else was with him but KIRBY PUCKETT.  Now CRAZY HORSE
gathered together KIRBY PUCKETT, BABE RUTH AND CURLY from the THREE STOOGES.

CRAZY told them now on the count of three, everybody jump on the roof. So all three
of them questioned CRAZY's Authority. 

CRAZY then explained to the Two Baseball greats and One Actor that no one would see
them cause they are all ready dead.  They wouldn't believe it even when they saw it
with their own EYES.  CRAZY said, " Plan B ( as in BABE RUTH ) I will cut the panels myself,
KIRBY if anyone asks you, just turn a BLIND EYE and say, I didn't see anything.  George
Herman Ruth, you tell everyone you were watching a Rob Zombie video with Herman
Munster, and CURLY you can just tell Jesus another one of your NYUK NYUK jokes.
OK on three ready break.  This has been Part One of a Two Part SERIES

Respectfully in TRUTH,












Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

GRIZ +++ Tuesday's Gone +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ Tuesday's Gone +(~~+~~)+ with CCCChristo

Regarding the National Debt:

$14,001,0411,590,126.50

National Debt Reminder to Washington D.C.

Straight from the Horse's Mouth as in

Chief Crazy  Captain Christo

" Any debt over the above amount is on your head
and you will be responsible for paying back every
last penny. You have MY WORD that I will hold you
responsible for your irresponsibility +(~~+~~)+
because after all is said and done, TUESDAY is
Gone with the WIND, My baby's GONE with the WIND
TRAIN ROLL ON +(~~+~~)+

This blog post is dedicated to the memory of
GAVIN GEORGE LAW and to all those who lost their
lives on a certain Tuesday nearly TEN years ago.

Respectfully in TRUTH










Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Monday, January 3, 2011

GRIZ +++ Dayton and DRIZZLE +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

GRIZ +++ Dayton and DRIZZLE +++

TO: Governor Mark Dayton , DFL, Minnesota
FROM: Chief Crazy Captain Christo

In regards to the 6 Billion Dollar deficit you inherited from Tim,
let me start by saying " Good Luck " .  As you know, good luck can
only move you so much until that ugly word REALITY rears its ugly
head.  Now, I doubt you have been paying much attention to me with
all the preparations for your big day down at the Landmark in Saint
Paul.  I will say this though, " Congratulations and Good Luck +++ "
When you get done with the swearing in today at noon, and you finish
with the ..." so help me God " part, do yourself a favor.  Think about
a sit down dinner in MARCH with me, Chief Crazy Captain Christo.
I will be putting up a video later today titled :


To: Gov. Dayton " 5 " with CCCChristo.

I will post it on youtube later today.  And again
Governor Dayton, " Congratulations and Good Luck "

Respectfully in TRUTH,



13,885,893,878,442.37

National Debt by comparison

Chief Crazy Captain Christo   +(~~+~~)+ 






Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions


Sunday, January 2, 2011

GRIZ +++ The LAUGH TOUR ( Laughter ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GRIZ +++ The LAUGH TOUR ( Laughter ) +++ with CCCChristo


Calling all you ANGELS


This is ground control to Major Tom. I'm stepping through the door...


What is Chief Crazy Captain Christo talking about?


Well, GIRLS and Bouys ( yes, the floating thing a ma jigs in the ocean)
pull up a chair and let me start to explain.
You see, in order to fulfill one's destiny, you must take action.
In order to become an Orange Race Card Angel , if you are a girl,
you must be willing to do two things at once.  Want to know what those two
things are?  OK, here they are.  You MUST BE WILLING to put $10,000
 and your own ASS on the line to help pay off the national debt. 


Now the next part is played by


GIRLFRIEND


 a mysterious being known as the American Female Population.


GIRLFRIEND: WOAH WOAH WOAH, did Chief Crazy Captain Christo
 just ask me to  put up $10,000 of my own money AND did he say
 put my ASS on the line.... What is that Crazy Fool talkin about? He must
 be Crazy if he thinks I'm going to do that!
CCCChristo: Hey GIRLFRIEND, just stop for a minute and listen.  When I
say $10,000 that is what is called THE ENTRANCE fee.  In order to enter
through a door, there is a price to be paid.
GIRLFRIEND: Where does the money go?  You know how long it will take
me to make $10,000?  I can't afford that?
CCCChristo: Well, then GIRLFRIEND, can you afford to PAY ATTENTION?
This is about something way bigger than a $10,000 ENTRANCE FEE! +++
Hey GIRLFRIEND look at these numbers:


13,881,787,720,635.45


Now in order to make those numbers disappear, here's what you need to
do...
GIRLFRIEND : Chief Crazy Captain Christo you are definitely C-R-A-Z-Y.
You'll never erase the national debt.


CCCChristo - YES I WILL and I WILL NEED YOUR HELP GIRLFRIEND.  Just get
ready to roll.


GIRLFRIEND : Ready to roll? Ready to roll what?


CCCChristo:  ROLL IN THE OWE.  and an announcement coming from a
video on youtube titled


  Pam Oliver: " O+O " with CCCChristo


GIRLFRIEND : You mean Pam Oliver the Sportscaster for NFL and NBA games.


CCCChristo : Yes, GIRLFRIEND, that Pam Oliver.


GIRLFRIEND : When is that video going to be coming out Chief Crazy Captain
Christo and are you going to sing for her?


CCCChristo: I am hoping to release the video later in January 2011 and yes, I
will sing a snippet of something I make up on the spot for Pam Oliver.
Until then later GIRLFRIEND +(~~+~~)+


Respectfully in TRUTH










Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions