Friday, December 17, 2010

Green O-Range Debt, Zygi Wilf and GOP with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 and goes till
SETTLED.


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GREEN O-range DEBT +(~~+~~)+


ZYGI WYLF PLUS the GOP with CCCChristo


This is intended to wake up Minnesotans and Vikings
to what is REAL and what is a REAL GOOD DEAL.
Use your imagination , that's what it is there for.
Therefore, let's sing a little song for Zygi Wilf.


Enter Chief Crazy Captain Christo standing next to
Zygi Wilf, the embattled Minnesota Vikings football team
owner. Today is December 17th 2010 ENJOY the SHOW Zigmund!


THE STAGE


Chief Crazy Captain Christo is standing next to ZYGI WILF ( rhymes with MILF)
Here is the first conversation about a stadium that makes any sense.
But alas the people of Minnesota love their Vikings but can't figure out how
to build a stadium. Don't ask Jerry Jones or anything smart like that. No do it
your own way like the brain child behind an inflatable roof. Good one!
Chief Crazy Captain Christo is CCCChristo. Zygi Wilf is Z YO-GI WOLF because two
reasons. The movie YOGI BEAR is coming out TODAY and the O represents
the Orange Race Card Angel solution and the dash represents the words
going in one ear and staying there.


CCCChristo-" Thank you all for coming today. It is an honor to be standing
next to Z YO-GI Wolf in Minnesota as we are standing on hallowed ground.


Z YO-GI WOLF-" Who are you again? Chief Crappy Captain Christo? Security
called me and said something like there's this Crazy Orange Race Card Angel
standing in the Metrodome parking lot telling people that in order to Erase
the national debt, Z YO-GI WOLF must build a stadium. My name is Zygi Wilf,
not Z YO-GI WOLF. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"


CCCChristo-" SILENCE from THE LAMB, the WOLF speaks"


Z YO-GI WOLF-" My name is Zygi Wilf and if I have to ask you again, I'll have you
forcibly removed! Now beat it Chief Cranky Captain Christo"


CCCChristo-" VERILY VERILY WELL MR. WOLF, but before I do, take a look at this."


For the first time in his life, Zygi Wilf buckled to his knees when he saw the plans.
It was the perfect stadium, with perfect building construction and the Vikings colors
were surrounded by Minnesotans of all walks of life rejoicing and thanking Zygi Wilf
for not only restoring the Viking faithful but to boosting the economy in Minnesota
to EPIC proportions. You see the plans that CCCChristo showed Zygi were plans
that were fit for a king. A Viking. Since Zygi Wilf needs help to build a stadium
and has been having trouble with the GOP and the DFL for some strange reason.
The only thing that makes any sense is to say , " VERILY, VERILY , your chariot Mr.
Wilf awaits for you to test drive. I believe you will find it to your liking for a Viking
as you circle the new BUD GRANT STADIUM. You may start the quest for your new
stadium on January 4th 2010. You may also name the stadium any name you want
as I was just making a suggestion. Merrily Merrily , Hi Yo Purple and Gold Away"
Zygi Wilf exclaimed, " Why did he say GOP when he meant REPUBLICAN"
and a voice shot back from above, " The GOP in this case is the
GOSLOW O-RANGE PRESENT ( STADIUM for ZYGI +++)"


Respectfully in TRUTH












Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S. " How to Erase the National Debt" starts January 4th 2011
and goes till settled. $ 10,000 per person to enter. No Free Rides!






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