Tuesday, December 14, 2010

1000 NO THORN LIGHTS with CCCChristo +(~~+~~)+

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

How to Erase the National Debt with Christo Strom
Begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

1000 No Thorn Lights with CCCChristo

"Places everyone, quiet on the set." the director shouted!
"The first 3D thrill ride in the Twin Cities is about to take off!"
There are over 1000 of the world's best guitarists and singers,
drummers and bassists, and keyboardists assembled in the
audience and there he is on stage.  The one and only
Chief Crazy Captain Christo, jamming on an electric guitar
while skateboarding on a huge clear laser light half-pipe
that shoots out blinding light to all in attendance.
Upon further inspection, Rob Zombie shouts " CUT!"
Zombie instructs CCCChristo to kick out the jams a little
bit harder.  Apparently, Zombie and John 5 have one more
piece of advice for CCCChristo.  Zombie instructs CCCChristo to
put on the NO THORN LIGHTS.  What are the  NO THORN  LIGHTS you ask?
NO THORN  LIGHTS are the Crown of Thorns that Jesus wore two thousand
years ago.  Except for this 3D Thrill Ride, NO THORN  LIGHTS start out ORANGE
and BLACK but turn into a blinding White Light the higher the skateboarder playing
the guitar gets on the half pipe skateboard ramp. NO THORN  LIGHTS are

extremely dangerous and will kill the uneducated and drunk or stoned
masses.  Do not try this at home.  For experienced riders only!!!
NO JACK ASSES +++ Safety First
You see, what's the point of rehashing the old way of doing things when
with a little imagination, you can conquer anything.
Now, this of course is just one scenario to be played out for real with all
the REAL Jammers in the world.  No fake or phony wannabes allowed.
If you want to erase the national debt, the time is drawing nearer.
Or you can sit on your ass and do nothing?  Even Jesus got off his Ass and

..... Merry Christmas Washington D.C., get ready to be schooled!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. The 3D Thrill Ride is in the development stage.  The name of the Amusement
Park will be " Midnight Frankenstein " and the whole process will take around
Six years to be fully developed.  Will give Disney a run for its money.
How to Erase the national debt with Christo Strom, getting ready to rumble
Dime's Peak is an actual mountain ( in the Rocky Mountains ) that will be a
proving ground for hard rock and winter sporting events.  Pay attention and
you are in for the time of your life! 

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