Monday, November 29, 2010

Ted, Warren, Bill and Melinda +++ From: CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 29th 2010 Twin Cities Minnesota

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill and Melinda Gates:

Dear Billionaire Pledge Givers:

I recently saw your ABC interviews with Christiane Amanpour.
In the interviews, you talked about gathering the world's
billionaires together to make a " Giving Pledge". Essentially,
you were giving away a lot of your wealth to causes you deem
worthy enough to get your donations.
In the interviews, which I thought were fascinating, you described
losing money in the stock markets. Most people if they lost ten million
dollars a day, would be dead in a week. Not you Ted Turner. And that's
what I find so fascinating. You guys and Melinda all want to give to worthy
Let me explain my worhty cause in an interview in my head. The interview
will take place at Target Field during a Twins Baseball game. Or perhaps
during a break at Target Field when the Twins are on the road. It makes no
difference when the interview takes place, just that it takes place.
Here's the interview with Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill and Melinda Gates.
Before I go any further, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is the interviewer. Christo
Strom is the brains behind the operation. Chief Crazy Captain Christo is the
guy you have to impress to get to Christo Strom. Sort of like built in security
system ( NORTON, McAffee etc.)

TED: So, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, what is your plan on how to erase the
national debt.

Warren: Why are you first Ted? My ouiga board says that Melinda should ask
the first question.

Melinda: Gentlemen, please. Christo Strom from Orange Race Card Angels told
us from the get go that this is a system and a strategy to erase the National Debt.
Perhaps his strategy is for struggling Americans who would like to get ahead
and while so doing, give to his national debt fund. Is that correct Christo?

Bill: Melinda dear, we were specifically asked to call him Chief Crazy Captain
Christo. So Chief Crazy Captain Christo, is my wife right? Is your plan inclusive
of the struggling American.

CCCChristo: ( in a voice out of the Lion King ) SILENCE! All of you look at the stars.

Ted: Oh great a Turner Classic Movie

Warren: Chief Crazy Captain Christo, you brought us here to explain your National
Debt system and strategy. It's daylight at Target Field. There are no stars out

CCCChristo : ( snapping his fingers) Really Warren , then how do you explain this?

At that moment, the lights dimmed and the whole luxury suite where the meeting
is taking place was a NEBULA. Then, they got down to the business at hand.
Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
P.S. Look for a youtube video in the future where Chief Crazy Captain Christo calls
Melinda Gates a wonderful human being. Stay Tuned!

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