Monday, November 29, 2010

Ted, Warren, Bill and Melinda +++ From: CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 29th 2010 Twin Cities Minnesota

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill and Melinda Gates:

Dear Billionaire Pledge Givers:

I recently saw your ABC interviews with Christiane Amanpour.
In the interviews, you talked about gathering the world's
billionaires together to make a " Giving Pledge". Essentially,
you were giving away a lot of your wealth to causes you deem
worthy enough to get your donations.
In the interviews, which I thought were fascinating, you described
losing money in the stock markets. Most people if they lost ten million
dollars a day, would be dead in a week. Not you Ted Turner. And that's
what I find so fascinating. You guys and Melinda all want to give to worthy
causes.
Let me explain my worhty cause in an interview in my head. The interview
will take place at Target Field during a Twins Baseball game. Or perhaps
during a break at Target Field when the Twins are on the road. It makes no
difference when the interview takes place, just that it takes place.
Here's the interview with Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill and Melinda Gates.
Before I go any further, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is the interviewer. Christo
Strom is the brains behind the operation. Chief Crazy Captain Christo is the
guy you have to impress to get to Christo Strom. Sort of like built in security
system ( NORTON, McAffee etc.)

TED: So, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, what is your plan on how to erase the
national debt.

Warren: Why are you first Ted? My ouiga board says that Melinda should ask
the first question.

Melinda: Gentlemen, please. Christo Strom from Orange Race Card Angels told
us from the get go that this is a system and a strategy to erase the National Debt.
Perhaps his strategy is for struggling Americans who would like to get ahead
and while so doing, give to his national debt fund. Is that correct Christo?

Bill: Melinda dear, we were specifically asked to call him Chief Crazy Captain
Christo. So Chief Crazy Captain Christo, is my wife right? Is your plan inclusive
of the struggling American.

CCCChristo: ( in a voice out of the Lion King ) SILENCE! All of you look at the stars.

Ted: Oh great a Turner Classic Movie

Warren: Chief Crazy Captain Christo, you brought us here to explain your National
Debt system and strategy. It's daylight at Target Field. There are no stars out

CCCChristo : ( snapping his fingers) Really Warren , then how do you explain this?

At that moment, the lights dimmed and the whole luxury suite where the meeting
is taking place was a NEBULA. Then, they got down to the business at hand.
Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
P.S. Look for a youtube video in the future where Chief Crazy Captain Christo calls
Melinda Gates a wonderful human being. Stay Tuned!



Saturday, November 27, 2010

Rena Sarigianopoulos , " Thanks!" from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
November 27th 2010

Rena Sarigianopoulos - " Please and Thank You!" from CCCChristo

Dear Rena:
First off, I just want to say that I think you do an awesome job as
anchor on KARE 11.  How you keep it together working next to Eric
Perkins is beyond me.
Hey, I just wanted to take the time to ask a favor of you.  I am doing
some interviews with 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and
Reporters starting in 2011.  Would you have the time to be interviewed?
It would only take five to ten minutes of your time.
In the year 2011, I am going to be holding National Debt SEMNARS in
Minnesota and the answers you give in the interview will be used to
help shape the SEMNARS ( not a misprint).  My next question is,
would you mind if I had an artist airbrush you for my SEMNARS?
Really, this is just a post to say, " THANK YOU " Rena.  I read one of your
blogs/stories about an airbrush artist. And I got to thinking that I am
going to look for a Twin Cities airbrush artist that kicks ass!  Thanks to
you RENA and your story I looked up airbrush artists in the Twin Cities.
The one that really stood out was Brad Galvin from dirtdesignsgraphic.com
I met up with him and wow, take a look at what he did.  He painted a banner
for me exactly what I asked and WOW!  The guy is just a killer artist don't you
think?
Anyways, Rena, just thought I would ask if you would mind being a
model/interview for a day.  What say you Rena?

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions



Friday, November 26, 2010

WCCO's Don Shelby from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

BLACK FRIDAY 2010

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Don Shelby: Four Shelbies on ??

Dear Mr. Shelby:

Now that you are retired from WCCO Channel 4 in
Minneapolis Minnesota, what are you going to
do with your life? 
I have one suggestion for you Don.  Become an
entrepreneur in the fight for erasing the
National Debt. 
Let me explain:  My name is Christo Strom and I run
a company called

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS.

As far as I know, I am the only person on Planet Earth
who has formed a company whose sole purpose for
being is to erase the national debt.
So why am I asking you to help Mr. Shelby?
Before I answer that,  I would like you to read a con-
versation I am having in my head right now with you.
Here it is:

DON SHELBY: " But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I just retired.
I want to relax in my golden years and enjoy the free time."
CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to come out of retirement.
I'm asking for a few interviews and one trip to Colorado every
year.  Hell, you've probably got a cell phone right?
DON SHELBY: " No, I am not going to give you my cell phone #"
CCCChristo: " I didn't ask for it and never will.  You could probably
look on your phone at a Twitter account couldn't you?"
DON SHELBY: " Well, yes , I probably could. But what are you getting
at?"
CCCChristo: " I'm going to communicate to people on Twitter starting
January 4th 2011 about National Debt SEMNARS. "
DON SHELBY : " Chief Crazy Captain Christo could you get to the point.
I'm retired now and want to stay retired. Get to the point about the few
interviews and one trip to Colorado every year.  Where in Colorado?"
CCCChristo: " The Colorado Trip would be once a year.  It would be to
the Air Force Academy to the Air Force Field House.  Ten lucky
Minnesotans who step forward to become part of something bigger
than themselves would play a game of TEN FREE THROWS.  "
DON SHELBY: " You mean like in basketball free throws?"
CCCChristo: " Yes, like in basketball free throws."
DON SHELBY : " What do they win?"
CCCChristo: " Depending on how many they make, and what are in the
envelopes describing what they have won, let's just say, it will be a life
changing amount of money!"
DON SHELBY: " But why is it taking place at the Air Force Academy?  Why not
somewhere in Minnesota?
CCCChristo: " It is part of the Final Mission!"
DON SHELBY : " What final mission?"
CCCChristo: " Mr. Shelby, this is where I have to stop the converation and say
Stay Tuned Minnesota.  I will be making a video soon entitled
Four Shelbies on ?? with CCCChristo.  "  Look for it around Christmas or sooner
in 2010.  In the meantime, concerning the National Debt and the political
runaround in Washington D.C. and Congress, please enjoy this video from the
lead singer with the same initials as Don Shelby.  Congratulations on your
retirement from WCCO 4. 

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. If you have had enough with the National Debt, you can probably relate
to this video. ENJOY!!!  +++  +++


Saturday, November 20, 2010

Minnesota: Inspiration Rituals ( INRI ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 20th 2010 ( 18 degrees and its Minnesota+++)

Minnesota : Inspirational Rituals

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head....
Wait that's not inspirational!
Let my inspiration flow, token rhyme suggesting rhythm,
that will not forsake me till my tale is told and done....
There that's better. In case you didn't recognize the above
lines were from Beatles and Grateful Dead songs that live in
my head from time to time. So let's get down to business.

The national debt is something that lives in my head like some
worn out cancer bug that needs to get squashed. So you might
be asking your self. Why should I care about the national debt
when I can't even put food on the table for Thanksgiving. If this
is you , and don't be embarrassed if it is you, then you need to
do one thing. Change your way of thinking.

YOU:" But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't think about the national
debt when my children are starving and my mortgage payments
are two months behind.

CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to think about the national debt, I'm
asking you to change your way of THINKING"

YOU: " I can't even think straight with all the hassles of daily life, making
sure my children are fed and have a roof over their head. I get pulled in
every direction by my boss and the daily traffic. People can be so rude.
All the horror stories I see on the news, wars. I just can't get ahead. I'm
forty pounds overweight , my cholesterol levels are off the charts and
my furnace just went out. I don't have enough money to get through the
month. Why should I care about the national debt? Can you see my
dilemma. I can't get ahead and I'm going full speed."

CCCChristo: " CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING"

YOU: " WHY do you keep saying that Chief Crazy Captain Christo?"

CCCChristo: " Inspirational Rituals"

YOU: " What are Inspirational Rituals"

CCCChristo: " It is what the United States of America, the Government,
the American People and especially the Twin Cities Minnesota are going
to find out starting January 4th 2011."

YOU: " But what are they?

CCCChristo: " I'll tell you what. If you can help me get the word out I will
be forever grateful and will give you the crown of life. A new crown of life
and you will say goodbye to your " old " self and say Hallow You Yeah to
your new self. Do you understand?"

YOU: " Isn't that what Jesus promised like two thousand years ago?"

CCCChristo:" Perhaps it is, but I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, and you are..."

YOU: " I am me and you are me and we are all together"

CCCChristo: " Hey that sounds like John the Baptist, er I mean John the Beatle"

YOU: " I am the EGG MAN..WOO"

CCCChristo: " Ok back to the Inspirational Rituals. Starting January 4th 2011,
Christo Strom's business which is called ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will
be teaching 40 Twin Cities Female News Anchors and Reporters..."

YOU: " Which ones?"

CCCChristo: " What?

YOU: " Which 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters are you
going to be teaching?"

STAY TUNED Minnesota!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Inspiration from a True Inspiration
Chief Crazy Captain Christo wishes to always
honor Minnesota's Robert Zimmerman
" People ARE Crazy..."


Thursday, November 18, 2010

Furthur's Bob Weir +++ Six Panel Race Cards +++

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
begins January 4th 2011


November Eighteenth 2010


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

To: Mr. Bob Weir

From : Furthur Morts

Hey Bob,

I'll keep this short!
Keep rockin the six string
Six Panel Race Cards
Definition- Six Panel Race Cards are similar to a Peanuts
( Charles Shultz ) cartoon strip, except in this case, they are
live and in your face. Better than static art in a museum,
it lives and breathes the message you want to convey.
In my case, it also means live audience participation say
at a press conference to announce the first ever Six Panel
Race Card in History!+++ In the year 2011, I am launching
the first ever attempt at erasing the National Debt of the
United States of America. If you and Phil could take part,
that would be great. If you want to appear as a whole band,
with your sound and light crew and the other ones (roadies!)
that could be arranged. After all, erasing the National Debt
is really a National Event so the more the merrier! More details
to come so Stay Tuned. By the way, Northrop Auditorium rocked
and by the looks of things, your tour's set lists have been
Philnominal ( WORD!+) 

Respectfully in TRUTH,


Chief Crazy(Fingers+) Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions












Sunday, November 14, 2010

Six Panel Race Cards ( SPRC ) + FURTHUR'S Phil Lesh

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Starts January 4th 2011 and will start in
TWIN CITIES, MINNESOTA

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

November Fourteenth 2010

SIX PANEL RACE CARDS ( SPRC ) FURTHUR's Phil Lesh

To: Phil Lesh

You are cordially invited to be a part of the first ever
attempted process of erasing the National Debt of
the United States of America. As you may or may not
know, the National Debt is around 13 Trillion Dollars.
Somewhere it is written that every American's portion
of the debt is around forty thousand dollars. Now you
and I know that that aint gonna happen. Every
American is not going to contribute for whatever reason
they may say something like, " I don't trust the government
or I can't afford it...." Which is exactly why the process I am
starting is for people who like terrifying the odds. It would
be crazy to state that...." Chief Crazy Captain Christo is going
to be forming ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS just for the purpose
of erasing the national debt. Or that Erasing the National Debt
will create a sense of pride and ownership in the USA that
has not been seen since.... well I don't know if its ever been
seen but it will be kick ass in creating the scene. "
There are certainly a ton of obstacles to be overcome but so
what. They are only obstacles. So with all the gusto of a
Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( my character dates back to 1877
or 1892--it's kind of hazy~~~<~~~^~~~>, I am asking you Phil
Lesh to be part of something HUGE. Not that being in FURTHUR
Phil n Friends, and Grateful Dead isn't ( or wasn't) huge enough!
TEN QUESTIONS for Phil to be filmed in 2011. It's up to you
MR. Lesh. Just thought I would ask you to be a part. Thanks for
all your great music over the years ( Northrop Auditorium was
awesome+++)

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions






Sunday, November 7, 2010

Laura Bell Bundy : Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream 2011

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011, Twin Cities Minnesota

Laura " Statue of Liberty" Bell Bundy: Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo
November Seventh 2010 +++ 11-7-10

Dear Laura Bell Bundy,

I have a position for you in my newly formed company.  Orange Race Card
Angels, based in Minnesota, will be launching the first ever
" How to Erase the National Debt " SEMNAR series in the year 2011.
You want to hear about your position Laura?  Ok here it goes.  I need you
to play " The Statue of Liberty" and " The Liberty Bell" in a short ten minute
video.  Now, the reason for this, and how it ties in with my SEMNARS is twofold.
First, " The Statue of Liberty".  I wrote a speech about me, Chief Crazy Captain
" Country " Christo , talking to the Statue of Liberty. Click Here if you want to read
the speech.  Second, " The Liberty Bell " as you know has a crack in it.  Let's just say,
in my video, The " Liberty Bell " will have freshly cracked eggs oozing down into
about a dozen frying pans.  On closer inspection, the frying pans are part of a cooking
contest to see who could cook up the world's greatest omellette and on really
closer inspection it will tie into the Hell's Kitchen/Master Chef ( Gordon Ramsay )and
eleven other great chefs vying for the title of THE WORLD'S GREATEST OMELLETTE
MAKER, and feed a bunch of city kids at the same time.

So, Laura Bell Bundy, how does this tie into you.  Well, let me tell you, Giddy On up
here Ms. Bundy and take a listen.  The National Debt is like Thirteen Trillion  Dollars
and growing! Orange Race Card Angels is the only company on the planet "CRAZY"
enough to try and erase it.  Your video will be the first of it's kind to egg's plain
the rules so I picked you for a reason.  I don't want to work with just anyone. I want
to work with you Laura Bell Bundy!  Now, how does the title of this post fit in with
you.  Kentucky Woman, well that part is easy.  Kentucky is obviously known for its
magnificent horses and beautiful women.  The Horse Lover's Dream part is this.
My longtime love ( 18 years Halloween), who I will just call Morning Glory, loves
 horses and loves Kentucky.  We live in Minnesota and would love to buy land
 and horses to raise down in Kentucky. I will keep my business in Minnesota
 but will travel back and  forth to Kentucky.   If you can keep this on the down
 low Ms. Bundy, I will teach you how to Erase the National Debt so you can
teach all the Kentucky Women you know as well. 

Just so you know, this video will not be made without you.  It has been thoroughly
bred with you in mind.  Hope to meet you in Minnesota in 2011 Ms. Laura Bell Bundy!

Take Care and May God Bless You Forever +++

Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions



Saturday, November 6, 2010

Chikage Windler +++ SEEKING O. ZING DRIZZLE

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Chikage Windler : SEEKING O. ZING DRIZZLE November 2010

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

NOV. 6th, 2010

Dear Chikage Windler,

Starting January 4th 2011, in the Twin Cities, I, Chief Crazy
Captain Christo will be conducting interviews with Twin Cities
women.  I would like to begin the interview process, Chikage,
with YOU and let's say nine or ten of your KSTP Female Co-workers.
The topic of discussion for the interview: " How to Erase the
National Debt " .
Now to catch you up to speed Chikage, this will be a FUN interview.
I won't pull any punches or be profane.  Just down to EARTH questions
and answers on one topic.
Since it will be based on FUN and it might spread in the Universe ,
perhaps we could call it the FEW NIVERSE CITY because I don't think
anyone believes that erasing the National Debt would be classified
as fun.  Now, I will say this.  I will be holding about four SEMNARS
in the Twin Cities that will not be Free to attend.  After all, we are
talking about the National Debt ( around let's just say THIRTEEN
TRILLION DOLLARS).
So Chikage Windler from KSTP in Minnesota, would you mind being
interviewed by Chief Crazy Captain Christo on or about January 4th
2011? At Hell's Kitchen in Minneapolis?  Or Mannitou Station in
White Bear Lake?   Just say the word, and I will meet you Chikage.
Oh, the fun part for you.  Remember , I said this was going to be fun.
Well, the fun part once we get started would be to build a
meterologist/planetarium/video production site in the Twin Cities
with the ultimate goal of Erasing the National Debt.  Now, wouldn't
that be awesome Chikage?

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S.  Why did I pick you Chikage to be the first interview.  Well, here
is my honest answer . YOU -- OU -- SOONERS .  You represent your
colors so well and are proud to show them.  So, there you have it.
I will explain what the SEEKING  O. Zing Drizzle  title is above during
our interview in 2011.  That is if you agree to it. So will all my Johnny
Depp/Captain Jack Sparrow bravado, " What say you Chikage?"