Thursday, December 30, 2010

GRIZ +++ Con Quiche Two Doors +++ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

GRIZ +++ CON QUICHE TWO DOORS +++ with CCCChristo
AKA ( CHEF GORDON RAMSAY'S BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVER +++)

TO: The Producers of HELL'S KITCHEN, KITCHEN NIGHTMARES,
AND MASTER CHEF and the one and only G-RAM-SAY
FROM: CCCCHRISTO
 

For the biggest challenge of your entire life, let alone your network
and networth ratings, I am offering you all a CHALLENGE.
I challenge you to a duel.  Come up with a way to feed 72,000
Orange Race Card Angels in either Green Bay Wisconsin or
St. Paul/Minneapolis or both if you think you are good enough.


Let me explain.


Orange Race Card Angels, starting January 4th 2011 , will be erasing
the national debt.  Now, every O.R.C. Angel will have paid $10,000
for the right to erase the national debt.  So, Chef Gordon Ramsay
and all your TV personnel in Hollywood.  Are you up for your
biggest challenge EVER.   I would like to go over the menu with
you in person ( that is with me the Sole Owner of Orange Race Card
Angels Christo Strom +(~~+~~)+
The menu must consist of local ingregients from local farms and all
the Angels in attendance must be from either Wisconsin or Minnesota.
Sorry No Hollywood Angels are allowed.
And of course , the shephards pie must contain LAMB.  This challenge
could take place whenever you are up for it GORDO +++

Respectfully in TRUTH














Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Saturday, December 25, 2010

GRIZ +++ The GIFT and The GRANT with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


First things First


JESUS Happy Holy B-Day in Heaven and everywhere +++


and Last things Last


JESUS, Mary and Joseph and all the Angels involved, this
ONES FOR EWE


GRIZ +++ The GIFT and The GRANT with CCCChristo


OK OK and yes I suppose Oklahoma.


Listen Up.
I'm only going to explain this once.
The GIFT is just what it sounds like.  A present.
And like the present, it can get a little ugly.
Like close to 14 Trillion ugly red marks on the horizon.
And I am talking about the national debt.  It is not some
mythical being that only comes out to feed at night.
No, this is man made and from the looks of it, totally
irresponsible on the use of other people's money.
This is nothing new though. It has been going on now
for well I don't know exactly but in 1791 the national
debt was somewhere around 75 million dollars.
So, this is the GRIZ talking:
" WAH SING TON D.C. you will sing a new tune when I get
through with you.  I was sent here for a purpose, and this
the purpose be, Erase the national debt, or never the heaven
you'll see."
TRANSLATED by Orange Race Card Angels : " How to erase the
national debt is your ticket to creating heaven.  If you can't
create your own, then you might as well be a dog without a
bone. Or the homeless without a home.  Is this true America?
You send people to fight wars and then kick them to the curb?
How UNAMERICAN is that? HEAVEN will follow suit when it comes
time to kicking the Politicians to the curb. Although, it isn't a curb,
it's a black hole that leads to a fiery furnace. You get the picture.


Respectfully in TRUTH,






Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


THE GIFT STARTS GIVING 1-4-11


..." ...skating away on the thin ice of a new day..."

Friday, December 24, 2010

GRIZ +++ The LAST WYLDE KNIGHT before GRIZMAS with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GRIZ: The Last Wylde Knight before GRIZMAS


Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
not a creature was stirring not even a mouse ...ZZZZZZZ
" CUT " the director shouted. " That was simply awful
narration Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Rewrite it!"
The director stormed off the set and hell for all we know
won't be back again. You see the director was and is JESUS and
he was and is looking for someone to erase the national debt
of the United States of America. He wanted someone to
STEP UP TO THE PLATE and deliver. Obviously, retelling
TWAS the Night before Christmas didn't meet ROYAL approval
from JESUS. So, Chief Crazy Captain Christo said, " All Right
JESUS. I will step up to the plate. But I will warn you now. It
will start TEN days after your birthday. Every January 4th,
starting in 2011, will be a celebration for all the nights who
didn't make it to Christmas. Or all the Knights as I like to call
them. And JESUS, you know exactly what I am talking about.
PREPARE YE A WAY MY LORD. I'm heading to D.C. to LAY DOWN
THE LAW. IT WILL BE DONE"
DEADICATION CCCCHRISTO ( D.C. ) when the Cherry Blossoms
blow, get ready for the show. HEY WASHINGTON D.C. , this
will be written weather you are red E or KNOT ( Wind Speed +++)


From One Whose Horse is a Skateboard ( and Crazy+++),


Respectfully in TRUTH,














Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Thursday, December 23, 2010

GRIZ +++ The Two Knights before GRIZMAS with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

The Two Knights before Grizmas

There they were.
The Two Knights standing on the Mountain Top.
Staring down at the rugged snow covered terrain
 that lay below them.
The Two Knights were not on just any Mountain Top.
No, Heaven forbid.  Mt. Sinai this was not. Sorry Moses
but that was done once.  No, these Knights were atop
a new Mountain called,

DIME'S PEAK

and the wind began to howl.  The wind was
laughing at the Two Knights and calling them all kinds of
filthy disgusting names.
The Two Knights looked at each other and the First Knight
said to the Second Knight, " I hope you're having fun! " But
the Second Knight turned to the First Knight and said," Listen,
do you hear that. What we thought was the wind laughing is
really not the wind laughing at all.  The wind is actually
screaming.  Do you hear that? "  The First Knight, who was all
ready to descend down the Mountain into fluffy white powder,
said to the Second Knight, " You're right  on the Vineyard,
Paul.  The wind isn't laughing.  It is screaming a word, somebody's name.
Listen can you hear it?"
And with the agreement between the Two Knights, they descended down
the insane mountain terrain doing 79 miles per hour , one tenth the speed of
the slowest Angel. When they got to the bottom , the crowd was giving
GRIZ and his rag tag band of misfits a rousing standing ovation.  They
had just played a Hendrix Tune. Ahh, twas Two Knights before GRIZmas

Respectfully in TRUTH,













Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

GRIZ : Be Kind RE: WIND with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


JANUARY 4TH 2011 is the NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training will be O-ranginger
Are you smart enough to answer the QUESTION?


HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO:
ERASE THE NATIONAL DEBT?


13,875,040,912,981.79


GRIZ : BE KIND RE: WIND with CCCChristo
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


..." Rich man step on my poor head, when you get back
you better butter my bread..." lyrics from a song about
TENNESSEE.


Now let's see what ol GRIZ is up to in December 2010.
If GRIZ were using an abacus today, how many beads would
he need to count up to the national debt?  That is a question
President Obama and his National Debt Committee will need
to answer when the Orange Race Card Angels descend on
Washing D.C.  .  Here is the obivious answer.  GRIZ would need
a ton of beads.  Therefore, it would be WashingTON D.C. But
let's be KIND and RE: WIND.  Knowing the answer does not do
anything to solve the problem.  All the knowledge in the world
doesn't amount to a hill of beans if you don't use it correctly.
Now, let's move on.  GRIZ's next question for President Obama
and every member of Congress and all the living President's
is this.  If I were to add a little bs to the abacus, how would I erase
the national debt?  That is my parable for the day. Stay tuned
America and Washington D.C. please prepare a way for Orange
Race Card Angels to land in the District of Colombia. Thank you
and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2011. Get
ready to be GRIZZLED in 2011.  ( that is GRILLED BY THE GRIZ +++)


Respectfully in TRUTH


Chief Crazy Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


..."  my doggie he turned to me and he said, Hey Griz after Washing D.C.
let's go do some Washing in Tennessee with REBA and GRETCHEN .
You know you want to head back to TENNESSEE JED...."



Tuesday, December 21, 2010

GRIZ and T.C. 3/4 TIME with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


January 4th is the NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training starts and goes
till the BEACH is SETTLED.


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GRIZ and the T.C. 3/4 TIME with CCCChristo


The one and only GRIZ is up on stage showing everyone
" How to Erase the National Debt" by using unheard of
TECHNIQUES and CHARM. He is skateboarding on a clear
3/4 Half Pipe ramp, jamming on an Electric Guitar, wearing a
rather bright helmet cam that shoots out different tones
of light the higher he gets on the skateboard ramp and
explaining " How to Erase the National Debt"


GRIZ shouted to the audience, " Did you catch all that?
As I was over the vertical point on the ramp, the light
blinded you didn't it?"


Those in attendance were in deed blinded by the light +(~~+~~)+


and a funny thing occured. They asked for more!
The crowd would not let him leave until he had done the
impossible.


But GRIZ would have none of it.


GRIZ explained, " I have demonstrated for the last hour and
three quarters " How to Erase the National Debt". You paid
the $ 10,000 to learn how to be a part of the GREATEST
COMEBACK in AMERICAN HISTORY. The next part of YOUR
journey involves TEAMWORK and COURAGE. Or as I like to
call it , the T. C. effect that will bowl over the D.C. elect.
The crowd shouted back, " But what are you going to do with
the money? And how are we going to Erase the National Debt?"


Griz responded, " The Ten thousand dollars you just paid will
go towards building your D.C. or DEBT CENTER. It is a series of
Twelve intertwining locations you can go to work on your 1/4
Pipe Completion."


The crowd still didn't understand and wanted GRIZ to explain
even further.


So GRIZ stated matter of factly, " The 1/4 pipe that is missing is
The BLACK HOLE in everyone's life. You know the ENERGY sucker
that makes one's life incomplete. All you have to do is figure out
as a TEAM COURAGE member what is missing from YOUR 1/4 pipe.


When you do figure out what is missing, the funny thing is you
will then pay me between $ 1 million dollars and $ 10 Million dollars
that will go toward Erasing the National Debt. Now are there any
other questions?"


The crowd wanted to know how much time they had to learn how
to fill in their 1/4 pipe?


GRIZ grinned and replied, " Well now, as long as you put in the quality
time and effort, anywhere between one day and Three to Six years"
The crowd answered back, " WE KNOW < WE KNOW> STAY TUNED AMERICA!"
GRIZ laughed out loud, " That's Right. and
Hey T.C. let's get a move on it O.K."


Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Monday, December 20, 2010

KSTP: Eye Witness D.C. ( Debt Country) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


JANUARY 4TH 2011 IS THE NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training begins and lo and behold
It begins with a News Team.  An EYEWITNESS NEWS TEAM









From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
..." ...does anybody remember laughter? "


Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin during Stairway to Heaven.


Does anybody remember Gavin George Law?


Let's go ask the KSTP EYEWITNESS NEWS TEAM in of all
places SAINT PAUL MINNESOTA.


Let's not and say we did.


But I will say this.  Let's not and say we did is a lie.
And I can't lie.  No, not like George Washington.
But like Chief Crazy Captain Christo.  You see,
the TRUTH, it is plain to see, CANNOT LIE.
It is the polar opposite.  Like Positive and Negative.
You know that Electric feeling you get when you do
something right! 
If I had to ask one person on the 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS TEAM
a question it would be this. 


" When I say to you 'how to erase the national debt' is going to be
easy to do but hard to organize, would you be willing to sit down
and write the FUN part of erasing the national debt?"


There is a reason to make it FUN because it makes the FAST and
FURIOUS parts a breeze and a snap.  If something like erasing
the national debt is mundane and boring, no one will do it.
If erasing the national debt is like booking a flight to heaven
and also enjoying the ride, then I will have done my job.
THIS IS MY JOB +++ I will say it again +++ THIS IS MY JOB.
And I LOVE MY JOB +++
Now, who wants the second best job on my team.  You can still
work at EYEWITNESS NEWS , hell you may even be able to buy
the EYEWITNESS NEWS TEAM a new SWERV. If you get my drift!
The only catch is that you have to give back to your community.
Let's see, the national debt is like close to 14 Trilliion dollars.
Let the best woman at EYEWITNESS NEWS in SAINT PAUL come
forward.  This is the news story no one else will be covering and
I will tell you why.  The National Debt is out of control and
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CAN FIGURE IT OUT.  You have to
be willing to be CRAZY GOOD if you are going to work with me.
I have no room for failure as I am only going to do this one time.
If you want it to be like CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY, you might want
to be interviewed by me in 2011. 
Now for the really fun part.  I need ten females to step forward
at KSTP to be interviewed by me, Chief Crazy Captain Christo.
Two to five minute interviews where I ask you one simple question.
That's it.  If you don't have the time to be interviewed for
" How to Erase the National Debt" then I can't help you if you can't
help yourselves.  The interviews are free.  The cost to attend my
" How to Erase the National Debt" meetings is $10,000 per person.
That is my service fee which is unnegotiable.  Once paid, I go to work
for YOU.  Simple TRUST Simple FAITH.
But like I said, there is one person who I will be interviewing that
will have the GREATEST POSITION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.
That is if SHE has the courage and the strength and the wisdom to
follow a simple direction.

Respectfully in TRUTH









Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Please forward this to all Minnesota Government Officials,
including Saturday Night Live's Senator Al Franken.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Green O-Range Debt : Grizzle Drizzle with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


January 4th 2011 National Debt Training begins
and goes till the Beach is settled.


Green O-range Debt : GRIZZLE DRIZZLE with CCCChristo


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Being how this is the last Sunday before Christmas in 2010


PAY ATTENTION TO GRIZZLE DRIZZLE


You see Grizzle Drizzle is the last thorn on the crown.
The last nail on the cross. The last chance for Nashville +++


The last man alive who knows what must be done in America.
You see GRIZZLE DRIZZLE is the Clean up Hitter you do not want
to face if you are a pitcher.  Grizzle Drizzle is the guitar player
you do not want to face, even if you're name is John 5.


Grizzle Drizzle is the voice of TRUTH and you do not want to
piss off Grizzle Drizzle. And Grizzle Drizzle is a so-bear.


Like in Reap and Sow. The SOWN SOWER of the SOWN WORD.


You see, there is nothing Grizzle Drizzle hates more than people
who can't see their ass from their elbows.  Grizzle Drizzle will
pummel political powerhouses into the ground.  Grizzle Drizzle
could care less about prisoners.  " Let them Rot and when they die,
let them rot some more. "  and that's Grizzle Drizzle in
a good mood!
Grizzle Drizzle will be appearing before Congress in the United States,
the President of the United States and any lame ass politician he can
find anywhere.  He could care less about being Minnesota Nice!


This is the FIGHT NO ONE IN AMERICA knows how to win. Except


GRIZZLE DRIZZLE.


Here are the numbers in Red, think of them as the CORPUSCLES
of America.

 13,890,008,158,303.15


that yours and mine elected officials in America are draining you
blind.  And think of one man on the cross whose birthday is 
celebrated in December.  And then think of the National Debt,
and try to erase it with the elected officials in Washington D.C.
Go on and DO IT.  Grizzle Drizzle is going to Washington D.C.
with the only plan in America that makes any sense.  HELLYEAH
he is! +++










Respectfully in TRUTH


Chief Crazy Captain Christo
aka
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S. " How to Erase the National Debt" $10,000 Entry Fee to all who
don't fear GRIZZLE DRIZZLE.  The fee is Ten Million Dollars to all that
do fear GRIZZLE DRIZZLE.  The choice is up to you and as you can see,
they come in two classes.




The $10,000 Entry Fee goes toward your National Debt Training and the
start of a WATER ( rhymes with WAH Tour) WORKS company that
when it is big enough can help out countries like Haiti.  You remember
Haiti don't you America?  Begins January 4th 2011 and goes till the
beach is settled. This plan has legs!








Saturday, December 18, 2010

Green O-Range Debt : Ace Frehley A-Cording to CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 and goes till the National Debt
is paid
IN FULL ( and then some RESERVES +++)


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


Green O-Range Debt: Ace Frehley A-Cording to CCCChristo


It is going to be the start of something big.
Ace Frehley is going to make a decision.


Let me reiterate that.
Ace Frehley is going to HAVE to make a decision.


You see, he is going to have to decide on a color.
What color is the A Chord?


That is the big question that Ace Frehley is going to have to
answer if he is ever going to be on the
OFFICIAL LIFESIZE METAL AIRBRUSHED PLAYING CARD in the
ORANGE RACE CARD ANGEL deck.
The deck consists of people
who can follow simple instructions on how to erase the national
debt. To become an Orange Race Card Angel you must look at
a number of this size right here in red...


13,885,452,987,106.82


That is in Thirteen Trillion, eight hundred eighty five billion, four hundred
fifty two million, nine hundred eighty seven thousand, one hundred six
dollars and eighty two cents.


After looking at that number, an Orange Race Card Angel knows exactly what
portion of the debt she has to pay. She knows exactly how to go about
raising that money and she knows exactly what to do with it when she gets it.
So what does this have to do with Ace Frehley. Well, you see, Ace is in the Race
as in Orange Race Card Angels. All he has to do is decide on what color
the A chord is and then put up a website with an I.P. address. of that color.
Simple Simple Simple. And if he is really a SMART ACE, he would go with the
I.P. address of I.P.Frehley dot com. but the choice is up to Ace Frehley.
Choose wisely ACE! And yes, I'm just kidding here.  But the money part and
the color of the A-Chord I am not kidding about.


Respectfully in TRUTH,


Chief Crazy Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. There will be three decks per region, with various themes throughout so
choose your decks the way you want to be remembered. The search begins
January 4th 2011 for the OFFICIAL ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS.

Ace Frehley, this is your 
official invitation to help 
raise money for 

DIME'S PEAK




Friday, December 17, 2010

Green O-Range Debt, Zygi Wilf and GOP with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 and goes till
SETTLED.


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GREEN O-range DEBT +(~~+~~)+


ZYGI WYLF PLUS the GOP with CCCChristo


This is intended to wake up Minnesotans and Vikings
to what is REAL and what is a REAL GOOD DEAL.
Use your imagination , that's what it is there for.
Therefore, let's sing a little song for Zygi Wilf.


Enter Chief Crazy Captain Christo standing next to
Zygi Wilf, the embattled Minnesota Vikings football team
owner. Today is December 17th 2010 ENJOY the SHOW Zigmund!


THE STAGE


Chief Crazy Captain Christo is standing next to ZYGI WILF ( rhymes with MILF)
Here is the first conversation about a stadium that makes any sense.
But alas the people of Minnesota love their Vikings but can't figure out how
to build a stadium. Don't ask Jerry Jones or anything smart like that. No do it
your own way like the brain child behind an inflatable roof. Good one!
Chief Crazy Captain Christo is CCCChristo. Zygi Wilf is Z YO-GI WOLF because two
reasons. The movie YOGI BEAR is coming out TODAY and the O represents
the Orange Race Card Angel solution and the dash represents the words
going in one ear and staying there.


CCCChristo-" Thank you all for coming today. It is an honor to be standing
next to Z YO-GI Wolf in Minnesota as we are standing on hallowed ground.


Z YO-GI WOLF-" Who are you again? Chief Crappy Captain Christo? Security
called me and said something like there's this Crazy Orange Race Card Angel
standing in the Metrodome parking lot telling people that in order to Erase
the national debt, Z YO-GI WOLF must build a stadium. My name is Zygi Wilf,
not Z YO-GI WOLF. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"


CCCChristo-" SILENCE from THE LAMB, the WOLF speaks"


Z YO-GI WOLF-" My name is Zygi Wilf and if I have to ask you again, I'll have you
forcibly removed! Now beat it Chief Cranky Captain Christo"


CCCChristo-" VERILY VERILY WELL MR. WOLF, but before I do, take a look at this."


For the first time in his life, Zygi Wilf buckled to his knees when he saw the plans.
It was the perfect stadium, with perfect building construction and the Vikings colors
were surrounded by Minnesotans of all walks of life rejoicing and thanking Zygi Wilf
for not only restoring the Viking faithful but to boosting the economy in Minnesota
to EPIC proportions. You see the plans that CCCChristo showed Zygi were plans
that were fit for a king. A Viking. Since Zygi Wilf needs help to build a stadium
and has been having trouble with the GOP and the DFL for some strange reason.
The only thing that makes any sense is to say , " VERILY, VERILY , your chariot Mr.
Wilf awaits for you to test drive. I believe you will find it to your liking for a Viking
as you circle the new BUD GRANT STADIUM. You may start the quest for your new
stadium on January 4th 2010. You may also name the stadium any name you want
as I was just making a suggestion. Merrily Merrily , Hi Yo Purple and Gold Away"
Zygi Wilf exclaimed, " Why did he say GOP when he meant REPUBLICAN"
and a voice shot back from above, " The GOP in this case is the
GOSLOW O-RANGE PRESENT ( STADIUM for ZYGI +++)"


Respectfully in TRUTH












Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S. " How to Erase the National Debt" starts January 4th 2011
and goes till settled. $ 10,000 per person to enter. No Free Rides!






Thursday, December 16, 2010

Green O-range Debt AMN with CCCChristo +(~~+~~)+

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Official Start of National Debt Training
January 4th 2011


Official End of National Debt Training
To Be Announced at a later date +(~~+~~)+

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Green O-Range Debt AMN with CCCChristo +(~~+~~)+

GREETINGS SAINT PAUL ( the real Saint Paul in heaven)


It is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo and you were right.
There is no intelligent life down here.


Look at the figures SAINT PAUL:


13,859,052,515,407.68


You know I'm stuck down here trying to figure out how I'm
supposed to get up there.  You know , if I could only
erase that mountain of debt, I could get on with my life
of building a rock and roll theme park called Midnight
Frankenstein.  And also SAINT PAUL, I could use the extra
money to build Dime's Peak for Winter Activities in the
Rocky Mountains.


SAINT PAUL'S RESPONSE TO CCCChristo,
+(~~+~~)+ " Go to WASHINGTON D.C. sometime during the Cherry
Blossom's and have a skateboard ramp builder build

a rock and roll model skateboard ramp for you.
Kick out the jams and explain to the "AMERICAN PEOPLE" that
the National Debt must be erased.  Don't explain why it must
be erased.  Explain how it must be erased.  Explain in plain
English how it must be erased."


CCCChristo: " With out different language interpreters?"


SAINT PAUL: " Precisley like ELVIS"


CCCChristo: " With a Tennessee Twang?"


SAINT PAUL: " Precisley like ELVIS"


CCCChristo: " So this is the impossible dream Elvis was singing about?"


SAINT PAUL: " Precisley like ELVIS"


CCCChristo: " The National Debt and The Impossible Dream"


SAINT PAUL: " I once was blind but now I see...."


" AMAZING GRACE"


CCCChristo: " Merry Christmas SAINT PAUL"


SAINT PAUL : " Merry Christmas, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, Merry Christmas"

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions







Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Green O-range Debt +(~~+~~)+ with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

How to Erase the national debt within a 
Six year period (give or take a year)
Starts January 4th 2011 and goes
till 2016-17-or 2018.  End of story!




From the desk of CCCChristo


Dec. 15, 2010 ( Wednesday )


GREEN O-RANGE DEBT


Ok let's get real for a moment.


Here's the deal.


It's ten days before Christmas Morning, nine evenings before
Christmas Eve. Here is where the United States National Debt sits
at around:


13,854,509,387,982.51




That is Thirteen Trillion, Eight Hundred and Fifty Four Billion,
Five Hundred and Nine Million, Three Hundred and Eighty Seven Thousand,
Nine Hundred and Eighty Two Dollars and Fifty One Cents.


GREEN O-RANGE DEBT +(~~+~~)+


Now, how can we go from the Red D which is what we are in right now, the Debt House
to the Green G which is for all intensive purposes the Green Pastures from Psalm 23.
And no you have to get your own book to read what Psalm 23 says. Or look it up online,
it makes no difference to me.
If you want to erase the national debt within a time limit, you must do one thing.


HELP YOUR SELVES!


Twin Cities, Minnesota, you just got buried in over twenty inches of snow.
The Metrodome collapsed. The Vikings are scrambling to find a field to play on and
I hear on the news that TCF and the Vikings are trying to work out a deal for
beer sales. Really, are you  kidding me? Alcohol and below zero temperatures
is a recipe for disaster! But don't listen to me. foul your own world up. Look at the numbers
above and go oh wow I guess one beer outside for the Vikings game won't hurt. Really, look
at the numbers above nim rod and tell me how to erase the national debt. Go Vikes!

How to Erase the National Debt is not for people who need a beer to get that NFL
experience.  Let's put it this way.  What happened to the Metrodome, it Deflated.
Politically, who has blocked the new stadium from being built. Not the DFLators?
Mark Dayton, you better pay attention because I'm aiming to rid the world of scam
artists.  Get a new stadium built for the Vikings or get out of Minnesota. And if you think
I'm choosing sides you are wrong.  This is a National Debt, not a Party Debt. GET REAL!


Respectfully in TRUTH,


Chief Crazy Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




Tuesday, December 14, 2010

1000 NO THORN LIGHTS with CCCChristo +(~~+~~)+

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


How to Erase the National Debt with Christo Strom
Begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

1000 No Thorn Lights with CCCChristo


"Places everyone, quiet on the set." the director shouted!
"The first 3D thrill ride in the Twin Cities is about to take off!"
There are over 1000 of the world's best guitarists and singers,
drummers and bassists, and keyboardists assembled in the
audience and there he is on stage.  The one and only
Chief Crazy Captain Christo, jamming on an electric guitar
while skateboarding on a huge clear laser light half-pipe
that shoots out blinding light to all in attendance.
Upon further inspection, Rob Zombie shouts " CUT!"
Zombie instructs CCCChristo to kick out the jams a little
bit harder.  Apparently, Zombie and John 5 have one more
piece of advice for CCCChristo.  Zombie instructs CCCChristo to
put on the NO THORN LIGHTS.  What are the  NO THORN  LIGHTS you ask?
NO THORN  LIGHTS are the Crown of Thorns that Jesus wore two thousand
years ago.  Except for this 3D Thrill Ride, NO THORN  LIGHTS start out ORANGE
and BLACK but turn into a blinding White Light the higher the skateboarder playing
the guitar gets on the half pipe skateboard ramp. NO THORN  LIGHTS are

extremely dangerous and will kill the uneducated and drunk or stoned
masses.  Do not try this at home.  For experienced riders only!!!
NO JACK ASSES +++ Safety First
You see, what's the point of rehashing the old way of doing things when
with a little imagination, you can conquer anything.
Now, this of course is just one scenario to be played out for real with all
the REAL Jammers in the world.  No fake or phony wannabes allowed.
If you want to erase the national debt, the time is drawing nearer.
Or you can sit on your ass and do nothing?  Even Jesus got off his Ass and


..... Merry Christmas Washington D.C., get ready to be schooled!


Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S. The 3D Thrill Ride is in the development stage.  The name of the Amusement
Park will be " Midnight Frankenstein " and the whole process will take around
Six years to be fully developed.  Will give Disney a run for its money.
How to Erase the national debt with Christo Strom, getting ready to rumble
Dime's Peak is an actual mountain ( in the Rocky Mountains ) that will be a
proving ground for hard rock and winter sporting events.  Pay attention and
you are in for the time of your life! 

Saturday, December 11, 2010

72 : Ready O-Range Minnesota with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


72 : Ready O-Range Minnesota with CCCChristo


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo  +(~~+~~)+


Dear Minnesotans: ( Females only between the ages of
18 and Betty White +(~~+~~)+




How to Erase the national debt as taught by Christo Strom


Starting in Minnesota in 2011, the national debt will not
be in the back of your mind.  You see, if something is left
in the back of your mind, you either bury it or you simply
forget about it. That is precisely why the national debt is in
the shape it is in.  If it were a planet, it would dwarf our solar
system to the point where air would be fighting for its own
life if you know what I mean.
OK now let's get to the point.  72: Ready O-Range Minnesota
with CCCChristo.  To start things off, what does the 72 mean.
I am looking for 72 females who have the where with all to look
me straight in the eyes and say, " Yes, Christo Strom, I will help
you to erase the national debt"  Go ahead, if you are a female
between the ages of 18 and Betty White +(~~+~~)+
look into a mirror wherever you can find one and say " Yes, Christo
Strom, I will help you to erase the national debt" and while you are
saying that you hand me a check for $10,000 made out to Orange Race
Card Angels. 
Now, it suddenly got real didn't it!  Before, all you had to do was say the
words.  But when I asked for $10,000 I will bet you had second thoughts
and pulled your hand away.  Because it is a natural reaction.  What is
the $10,000 going to do against the national debt? The national debt is
as of yesterday December 10th 2010 around:
13,853,000,000,000
now compared to 10,000
It seems like an insurmountable number.
So, my question to the first 72 Females living in Minnesota, do you have
the courage and the confidence in your self to say, " Yes, Christo Strom,
I will help you to erase the national debt"
This is the question you need to answer with a solid " Yes " if you are ever
going to become an O-range.


Respectfully in TRUTH


Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S. Practice Practice Practice saying that in the mirror before you meet me.
I do not accept any money at my National Debt Trainings. That will be
explained when you attend.  I will be contacting bank officials and lawyers
and congressmen and women in Minnesota to set up the account +(~~+~~)+
So just practice saying " Yes, Christo Strom, I will help you to erase the
national debt. +++ 13,853,000,000,000 +++
I will be putting up some videos on youtube explaining the process.
Look for 72: Ready O-ranges when I let the Twitter audience in on the video.
The first *72 will become teachers of Minnesotans in need of a healthier
and wealthier lifestyle (* guaranteed WHEN they are taught well!)


P.S.S. Twig the Fairy, I think you are awesome!  Good luck with your book.
Will you save and sign a copy of your book for me?
Thanks Twig
CCCChristo

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Jesus and Lance ( For the Abbott Family +++) from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Last Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins in the United States of America
January 4th 2011 starting in St. Paul Minnesota

December 8th 2010


( A post for Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends)


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


TO: Darrell Lance Abbott's Family and Friends
From: CCCChristo


The hole in your hearts reveals your true love for
Darrell.  Nothing I can say will lessen the size of your
loss six years ago.  So please read this with the understanding
that all I can do is try.
Try
Rhymes with Cry.
Try
Rhymes with Why.
Try
Rhymes with Bye.
Try saying Good-Bye without the Cry or the Why.
I think you will find it next to impossible.
Which is why I would like to ask all of the Abbott's , especially his
brother , who I will just call the HELLYEAH brother, to stand beside
me when I testify before the United States Congress and the
President of the United States of America about how to
erase the national debt.  I will bring a left handed Dean Markely
Dimebag Razor Back Explosion Guitar that I will hold above my head
when I explain how to erase the national debt.  It will be Simple Man!
You will know me when you see me.  In Wah Wah Washington D.C.
Please forward this post to the right people. Please and Thank You!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S.  Please enjoy the videos below and write to your Congressmen and
Women if you would like to see this happen.  God bless the Abbott's +++








and now for something completely different


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

72,000 Women from Minnesota from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


Reminder that National Debt training
begins January 4th 2011 ( Click Here for the reason why)


72,000 Registered Women Voters from Minnesota between
the ages of:
18 and Betty White ( yeah she was with Mary Richards in
Minneapolis with the Mary Tyler Moore show +++)


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo (CCCChristo +++)


Dear Women of Legal Age and of Legal Mind in Minnesota:


It has come to my attention that there are over
13,800,000,000,000 reasons why you should be alarmed.
Does the term " In the red" mean anything to you?
Maybe you would rather see this type of red ( Click Here).
The National Debt is a huge outrageous number.
I am asking 72,000 Registered Female Voters from the
great state of Minnesota to be the first to come forward
in the year 2011.  I will be holding National Debt Training
in the Twin Cities.  I would like to expand to Duluth, Saint Cloud,
Detroit Lakes, Rochester. And anyplace in Minnesota that wants
to learn how to erase the national debt.
I am taking a pro active stance against the national debt.
This is not any one political party. I am not endorsed by
politics or any political party.  I am just one man on a mission
and I hope to see you at one of my " How to Erase the national
debt SEMNARS ( not a misprint+++) in 2011. The first ones will
be in the Twin Cities.  Please help yourselves and attend if
you are a registered female voter between the ages of 18 and
Betty White and live in Minnesota.  Must be willing to put
$ 10,000 on the line to attend.  It is what I call a " non-believer"
fee.  Let's face it, there are over 300 million non-believers living
in the United States right now.  So let me finish this short important
essay with this.  After you pay the $ 10,000 " non-believer" fee, you
accept the fact that together we have a six year commitment to erase
the national debt.  Between the third and the sixth year, you will
then pay a $ 10,000,000 ( ten million) " believer" payment toward
the national debt.  There is a lot more to it and you will learn an
awful lot about being financially responsible than I can put in just a
simple blog.  But you have my word that I will follow through with
this because I formed Orange Race Card Angels for this sole purpose.
You will deal directly with me as I don't want anyone to feel as if I
am corporate.  I run a one man show and there is only one Chief
Crazy Captain Christo in the world. So if you would like to be a part
of something that WILL change the world, ( What would you like to
do with all that extra money?)  please stay tuned.  Twitter and youtube
if you can't make it in person.  Thanks Minnesota Women between the
ages of 18 and Betty White.
Oh and one last thing.  I hope your family won't mind if someone by
the name of Chief Crazy Captain Christo raises your yearly income by
just being " in tune".


Respectfully in TRUTH,


Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. This will be going National if Minnesota is successful so please say a
positive prayer for the sake of our great nation.  We owe it to the World to
make it right!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Three Tributary Kings with Terri Traen ( Wild Card Angel)

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Reminder that National Debt Training
begins January 4th 2011
Twin Cities Minnesota

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Three Tributary Kings plus Terri Traen ( Wild Card Angel)

Hello Twin Cities:

Ready to begin erasing the National Debt?

First let's get the financial matters out of the way.
It will cost $10,000 to attend my
" How to Erase the National Debt" Semnars in the Twin Cities.

Plain and simple, to become an Orange Race Card Angel,
there are certain steps needed to be taken and that is the
first one.

Why does it cost $10,000 to attend? Another plain and simple
answer.  " No tire kickers allowed."  We're talking about the
National Debt here which is at around 14 Trillion dollars. It is not
going to be erased with " wishful thinking and prayer"  I mean,
you can petition the LORD with prayer ( Jim Morrison) or you
can say this " I will not fear the national debt. I will follow the
rules and listen to what the sole owner of Orange Race Card
Angels has to say.  This isn't a Freedom of Speech kind of deal.
Anyone who speaks at my meetings or semnars will be
paying $10,000 for the right to speak. Free speech my ass!
It is Put up or shut the f up and I can't put it any nicer than that.
Look our country is kind of out of whack don't you think?
The time for playing nice when it comes to the National Debt
is over.
What to expect after you pay the $10,000.  You will learn to stand
up for yourself and at the end of three years you will make a
final payment of $10 million dollars to go towards the National
Debt.  You will learn how to raise $100 Million so $10 Million is
a small percentage.  It is simple straightforward and you don't
have to be a Hollywood actor or star athlete to do this.  Think about
it.  If someone was offering you a way to rise above you're current
financial mess, to live the American Dream the way the wealthy
are living, wouldn't you want to learn how this is done?
Now , I know what you are thinking? This guy must be absolutely out
of his mind or insane.
And you know what.  You are right.  I am insane.  But you have to be
in order to even attempt to erase the National Debt.
So what about the title the
Three Tributary Kings and Terri Traen ( Wild Card Angel)
I will explain.  The Three Tributary Kings will be Planetariums which
will be built one at a time.  The first will be in the Twin Cities.
The second will be in Nebraska/ Iowa and the third will be in
Colorado Springs , Colorado . Here is where
members who pay the $10,000 can go to work.  Except in these
planetariums, there will be no free speeches allowed.  Freedom of
speech is so over rated don't you think?  EVERYONE must pay to play.
Inside the planetariums, you will be able to look at the stars, but you
will also be able to make videos, write songs, learn to cook, dance,
and socialize with others on raising money to erase the National Debt.
It will be extremley lively and participation is a must.
Three Tributary Kings are three kings in three decks of the Orange Race
Card Angels playing cards.  In order to become a Tributary King, you must
be able to stump the wild card angel played by KQRS' Terri Traen.
After all , it's a Plan with a Terri Ummm.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. This is just one scenario.  The author wishes to remind Minnesotans
that the World will be watching so don't blow it!  Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Minnesota.
Let's get to work in 2011.  I need 72,000 Females to come forward from
Minnesota.  You can meet me anywhere but how about Target Field at a
Twins game?  Follow along on youtube and twitter if you can't make it.
Oh and one last thing.  The reason it is beginning on January 4th 2011.

Click here if you really want to know.

or click on Gavin George Law


Monday, November 29, 2010

Ted, Warren, Bill and Melinda +++ From: CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 29th 2010 Twin Cities Minnesota

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill and Melinda Gates:

Dear Billionaire Pledge Givers:

I recently saw your ABC interviews with Christiane Amanpour.
In the interviews, you talked about gathering the world's
billionaires together to make a " Giving Pledge". Essentially,
you were giving away a lot of your wealth to causes you deem
worthy enough to get your donations.
In the interviews, which I thought were fascinating, you described
losing money in the stock markets. Most people if they lost ten million
dollars a day, would be dead in a week. Not you Ted Turner. And that's
what I find so fascinating. You guys and Melinda all want to give to worthy
causes.
Let me explain my worhty cause in an interview in my head. The interview
will take place at Target Field during a Twins Baseball game. Or perhaps
during a break at Target Field when the Twins are on the road. It makes no
difference when the interview takes place, just that it takes place.
Here's the interview with Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill and Melinda Gates.
Before I go any further, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is the interviewer. Christo
Strom is the brains behind the operation. Chief Crazy Captain Christo is the
guy you have to impress to get to Christo Strom. Sort of like built in security
system ( NORTON, McAffee etc.)

TED: So, Chief Crazy Captain Christo, what is your plan on how to erase the
national debt.

Warren: Why are you first Ted? My ouiga board says that Melinda should ask
the first question.

Melinda: Gentlemen, please. Christo Strom from Orange Race Card Angels told
us from the get go that this is a system and a strategy to erase the National Debt.
Perhaps his strategy is for struggling Americans who would like to get ahead
and while so doing, give to his national debt fund. Is that correct Christo?

Bill: Melinda dear, we were specifically asked to call him Chief Crazy Captain
Christo. So Chief Crazy Captain Christo, is my wife right? Is your plan inclusive
of the struggling American.

CCCChristo: ( in a voice out of the Lion King ) SILENCE! All of you look at the stars.

Ted: Oh great a Turner Classic Movie

Warren: Chief Crazy Captain Christo, you brought us here to explain your National
Debt system and strategy. It's daylight at Target Field. There are no stars out

CCCChristo : ( snapping his fingers) Really Warren , then how do you explain this?

At that moment, the lights dimmed and the whole luxury suite where the meeting
is taking place was a NEBULA. Then, they got down to the business at hand.
Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
P.S. Look for a youtube video in the future where Chief Crazy Captain Christo calls
Melinda Gates a wonderful human being. Stay Tuned!



Saturday, November 27, 2010

Rena Sarigianopoulos , " Thanks!" from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
November 27th 2010

Rena Sarigianopoulos - " Please and Thank You!" from CCCChristo

Dear Rena:
First off, I just want to say that I think you do an awesome job as
anchor on KARE 11.  How you keep it together working next to Eric
Perkins is beyond me.
Hey, I just wanted to take the time to ask a favor of you.  I am doing
some interviews with 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and
Reporters starting in 2011.  Would you have the time to be interviewed?
It would only take five to ten minutes of your time.
In the year 2011, I am going to be holding National Debt SEMNARS in
Minnesota and the answers you give in the interview will be used to
help shape the SEMNARS ( not a misprint).  My next question is,
would you mind if I had an artist airbrush you for my SEMNARS?
Really, this is just a post to say, " THANK YOU " Rena.  I read one of your
blogs/stories about an airbrush artist. And I got to thinking that I am
going to look for a Twin Cities airbrush artist that kicks ass!  Thanks to
you RENA and your story I looked up airbrush artists in the Twin Cities.
The one that really stood out was Brad Galvin from dirtdesignsgraphic.com
I met up with him and wow, take a look at what he did.  He painted a banner
for me exactly what I asked and WOW!  The guy is just a killer artist don't you
think?
Anyways, Rena, just thought I would ask if you would mind being a
model/interview for a day.  What say you Rena?

Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions



Friday, November 26, 2010

WCCO's Don Shelby from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

BLACK FRIDAY 2010

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Don Shelby: Four Shelbies on ??

Dear Mr. Shelby:

Now that you are retired from WCCO Channel 4 in
Minneapolis Minnesota, what are you going to
do with your life? 
I have one suggestion for you Don.  Become an
entrepreneur in the fight for erasing the
National Debt. 
Let me explain:  My name is Christo Strom and I run
a company called

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS.

As far as I know, I am the only person on Planet Earth
who has formed a company whose sole purpose for
being is to erase the national debt.
So why am I asking you to help Mr. Shelby?
Before I answer that,  I would like you to read a con-
versation I am having in my head right now with you.
Here it is:

DON SHELBY: " But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I just retired.
I want to relax in my golden years and enjoy the free time."
CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to come out of retirement.
I'm asking for a few interviews and one trip to Colorado every
year.  Hell, you've probably got a cell phone right?
DON SHELBY: " No, I am not going to give you my cell phone #"
CCCChristo: " I didn't ask for it and never will.  You could probably
look on your phone at a Twitter account couldn't you?"
DON SHELBY: " Well, yes , I probably could. But what are you getting
at?"
CCCChristo: " I'm going to communicate to people on Twitter starting
January 4th 2011 about National Debt SEMNARS. "
DON SHELBY : " Chief Crazy Captain Christo could you get to the point.
I'm retired now and want to stay retired. Get to the point about the few
interviews and one trip to Colorado every year.  Where in Colorado?"
CCCChristo: " The Colorado Trip would be once a year.  It would be to
the Air Force Academy to the Air Force Field House.  Ten lucky
Minnesotans who step forward to become part of something bigger
than themselves would play a game of TEN FREE THROWS.  "
DON SHELBY: " You mean like in basketball free throws?"
CCCChristo: " Yes, like in basketball free throws."
DON SHELBY : " What do they win?"
CCCChristo: " Depending on how many they make, and what are in the
envelopes describing what they have won, let's just say, it will be a life
changing amount of money!"
DON SHELBY: " But why is it taking place at the Air Force Academy?  Why not
somewhere in Minnesota?
CCCChristo: " It is part of the Final Mission!"
DON SHELBY : " What final mission?"
CCCChristo: " Mr. Shelby, this is where I have to stop the converation and say
Stay Tuned Minnesota.  I will be making a video soon entitled
Four Shelbies on ?? with CCCChristo.  "  Look for it around Christmas or sooner
in 2010.  In the meantime, concerning the National Debt and the political
runaround in Washington D.C. and Congress, please enjoy this video from the
lead singer with the same initials as Don Shelby.  Congratulations on your
retirement from WCCO 4. 

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. If you have had enough with the National Debt, you can probably relate
to this video. ENJOY!!!  +++  +++


Saturday, November 20, 2010

Minnesota: Inspiration Rituals ( INRI ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

November 20th 2010 ( 18 degrees and its Minnesota+++)

Minnesota : Inspirational Rituals

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head....
Wait that's not inspirational!
Let my inspiration flow, token rhyme suggesting rhythm,
that will not forsake me till my tale is told and done....
There that's better. In case you didn't recognize the above
lines were from Beatles and Grateful Dead songs that live in
my head from time to time. So let's get down to business.

The national debt is something that lives in my head like some
worn out cancer bug that needs to get squashed. So you might
be asking your self. Why should I care about the national debt
when I can't even put food on the table for Thanksgiving. If this
is you , and don't be embarrassed if it is you, then you need to
do one thing. Change your way of thinking.

YOU:" But Chief Crazy Captain Christo, I can't think about the national
debt when my children are starving and my mortgage payments
are two months behind.

CCCChristo: " I'm not asking you to think about the national debt, I'm
asking you to change your way of THINKING"

YOU: " I can't even think straight with all the hassles of daily life, making
sure my children are fed and have a roof over their head. I get pulled in
every direction by my boss and the daily traffic. People can be so rude.
All the horror stories I see on the news, wars. I just can't get ahead. I'm
forty pounds overweight , my cholesterol levels are off the charts and
my furnace just went out. I don't have enough money to get through the
month. Why should I care about the national debt? Can you see my
dilemma. I can't get ahead and I'm going full speed."

CCCChristo: " CHANGE YOUR WAY OF THINKING"

YOU: " WHY do you keep saying that Chief Crazy Captain Christo?"

CCCChristo: " Inspirational Rituals"

YOU: " What are Inspirational Rituals"

CCCChristo: " It is what the United States of America, the Government,
the American People and especially the Twin Cities Minnesota are going
to find out starting January 4th 2011."

YOU: " But what are they?

CCCChristo: " I'll tell you what. If you can help me get the word out I will
be forever grateful and will give you the crown of life. A new crown of life
and you will say goodbye to your " old " self and say Hallow You Yeah to
your new self. Do you understand?"

YOU: " Isn't that what Jesus promised like two thousand years ago?"

CCCChristo:" Perhaps it is, but I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, and you are..."

YOU: " I am me and you are me and we are all together"

CCCChristo: " Hey that sounds like John the Baptist, er I mean John the Beatle"

YOU: " I am the EGG MAN..WOO"

CCCChristo: " Ok back to the Inspirational Rituals. Starting January 4th 2011,
Christo Strom's business which is called ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS will
be teaching 40 Twin Cities Female News Anchors and Reporters..."

YOU: " Which ones?"

CCCChristo: " What?

YOU: " Which 40 Female Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters are you
going to be teaching?"

STAY TUNED Minnesota!!!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Inspiration from a True Inspiration
Chief Crazy Captain Christo wishes to always
honor Minnesota's Robert Zimmerman
" People ARE Crazy..."


Thursday, November 18, 2010

Furthur's Bob Weir +++ Six Panel Race Cards +++

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
begins January 4th 2011


November Eighteenth 2010


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

To: Mr. Bob Weir

From : Furthur Morts

Hey Bob,

I'll keep this short!
Keep rockin the six string
Six Panel Race Cards
Definition- Six Panel Race Cards are similar to a Peanuts
( Charles Shultz ) cartoon strip, except in this case, they are
live and in your face. Better than static art in a museum,
it lives and breathes the message you want to convey.
In my case, it also means live audience participation say
at a press conference to announce the first ever Six Panel
Race Card in History!+++ In the year 2011, I am launching
the first ever attempt at erasing the National Debt of the
United States of America. If you and Phil could take part,
that would be great. If you want to appear as a whole band,
with your sound and light crew and the other ones (roadies!)
that could be arranged. After all, erasing the National Debt
is really a National Event so the more the merrier! More details
to come so Stay Tuned. By the way, Northrop Auditorium rocked
and by the looks of things, your tour's set lists have been
Philnominal ( WORD!+) 

Respectfully in TRUTH,


Chief Crazy(Fingers+) Captain Christo


AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions












Sunday, November 14, 2010

Six Panel Race Cards ( SPRC ) + FURTHUR'S Phil Lesh

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Starts January 4th 2011 and will start in
TWIN CITIES, MINNESOTA

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

November Fourteenth 2010

SIX PANEL RACE CARDS ( SPRC ) FURTHUR's Phil Lesh

To: Phil Lesh

You are cordially invited to be a part of the first ever
attempted process of erasing the National Debt of
the United States of America. As you may or may not
know, the National Debt is around 13 Trillion Dollars.
Somewhere it is written that every American's portion
of the debt is around forty thousand dollars. Now you
and I know that that aint gonna happen. Every
American is not going to contribute for whatever reason
they may say something like, " I don't trust the government
or I can't afford it...." Which is exactly why the process I am
starting is for people who like terrifying the odds. It would
be crazy to state that...." Chief Crazy Captain Christo is going
to be forming ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS just for the purpose
of erasing the national debt. Or that Erasing the National Debt
will create a sense of pride and ownership in the USA that
has not been seen since.... well I don't know if its ever been
seen but it will be kick ass in creating the scene. "
There are certainly a ton of obstacles to be overcome but so
what. They are only obstacles. So with all the gusto of a
Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( my character dates back to 1877
or 1892--it's kind of hazy~~~<~~~^~~~>, I am asking you Phil
Lesh to be part of something HUGE. Not that being in FURTHUR
Phil n Friends, and Grateful Dead isn't ( or wasn't) huge enough!
TEN QUESTIONS for Phil to be filmed in 2011. It's up to you
MR. Lesh. Just thought I would ask you to be a part. Thanks for
all your great music over the years ( Northrop Auditorium was
awesome+++)

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions






Sunday, November 7, 2010

Laura Bell Bundy : Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream 2011

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011, Twin Cities Minnesota

Laura " Statue of Liberty" Bell Bundy: Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo
November Seventh 2010 +++ 11-7-10

Dear Laura Bell Bundy,

I have a position for you in my newly formed company.  Orange Race Card
Angels, based in Minnesota, will be launching the first ever
" How to Erase the National Debt " SEMNAR series in the year 2011.
You want to hear about your position Laura?  Ok here it goes.  I need you
to play " The Statue of Liberty" and " The Liberty Bell" in a short ten minute
video.  Now, the reason for this, and how it ties in with my SEMNARS is twofold.
First, " The Statue of Liberty".  I wrote a speech about me, Chief Crazy Captain
" Country " Christo , talking to the Statue of Liberty. Click Here if you want to read
the speech.  Second, " The Liberty Bell " as you know has a crack in it.  Let's just say,
in my video, The " Liberty Bell " will have freshly cracked eggs oozing down into
about a dozen frying pans.  On closer inspection, the frying pans are part of a cooking
contest to see who could cook up the world's greatest omellette and on really
closer inspection it will tie into the Hell's Kitchen/Master Chef ( Gordon Ramsay )and
eleven other great chefs vying for the title of THE WORLD'S GREATEST OMELLETTE
MAKER, and feed a bunch of city kids at the same time.

So, Laura Bell Bundy, how does this tie into you.  Well, let me tell you, Giddy On up
here Ms. Bundy and take a listen.  The National Debt is like Thirteen Trillion  Dollars
and growing! Orange Race Card Angels is the only company on the planet "CRAZY"
enough to try and erase it.  Your video will be the first of it's kind to egg's plain
the rules so I picked you for a reason.  I don't want to work with just anyone. I want
to work with you Laura Bell Bundy!  Now, how does the title of this post fit in with
you.  Kentucky Woman, well that part is easy.  Kentucky is obviously known for its
magnificent horses and beautiful women.  The Horse Lover's Dream part is this.
My longtime love ( 18 years Halloween), who I will just call Morning Glory, loves
 horses and loves Kentucky.  We live in Minnesota and would love to buy land
 and horses to raise down in Kentucky. I will keep my business in Minnesota
 but will travel back and  forth to Kentucky.   If you can keep this on the down
 low Ms. Bundy, I will teach you how to Erase the National Debt so you can
teach all the Kentucky Women you know as well. 

Just so you know, this video will not be made without you.  It has been thoroughly
bred with you in mind.  Hope to meet you in Minnesota in 2011 Ms. Laura Bell Bundy!

Take Care and May God Bless You Forever +++

Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions



Saturday, November 6, 2010

Chikage Windler +++ SEEKING O. ZING DRIZZLE

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Chikage Windler : SEEKING O. ZING DRIZZLE November 2010

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

NOV. 6th, 2010

Dear Chikage Windler,

Starting January 4th 2011, in the Twin Cities, I, Chief Crazy
Captain Christo will be conducting interviews with Twin Cities
women.  I would like to begin the interview process, Chikage,
with YOU and let's say nine or ten of your KSTP Female Co-workers.
The topic of discussion for the interview: " How to Erase the
National Debt " .
Now to catch you up to speed Chikage, this will be a FUN interview.
I won't pull any punches or be profane.  Just down to EARTH questions
and answers on one topic.
Since it will be based on FUN and it might spread in the Universe ,
perhaps we could call it the FEW NIVERSE CITY because I don't think
anyone believes that erasing the National Debt would be classified
as fun.  Now, I will say this.  I will be holding about four SEMNARS
in the Twin Cities that will not be Free to attend.  After all, we are
talking about the National Debt ( around let's just say THIRTEEN
TRILLION DOLLARS).
So Chikage Windler from KSTP in Minnesota, would you mind being
interviewed by Chief Crazy Captain Christo on or about January 4th
2011? At Hell's Kitchen in Minneapolis?  Or Mannitou Station in
White Bear Lake?   Just say the word, and I will meet you Chikage.
Oh, the fun part for you.  Remember , I said this was going to be fun.
Well, the fun part once we get started would be to build a
meterologist/planetarium/video production site in the Twin Cities
with the ultimate goal of Erasing the National Debt.  Now, wouldn't
that be awesome Chikage?

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


P.S.  Why did I pick you Chikage to be the first interview.  Well, here
is my honest answer . YOU -- OU -- SOONERS .  You represent your
colors so well and are proud to show them.  So, there you have it.
I will explain what the SEEKING  O. Zing Drizzle  title is above during
our interview in 2011.  That is if you agree to it. So will all my Johnny
Depp/Captain Jack Sparrow bravado, " What say you Chikage?"